Jordan AJ
@bluedotcop.bsky.social
Wife, daughter, and Blue Dot cop proud to be on the right side of history 🏳️🌈
Things that are felonies:
- Falsifying business records (don't worry, you can still be president)
- Assaulting a police officer (unless the guy you did it for has the power to pardon you)
Things that are civil violations/misdemeanors:
- Being an undocumented immigrant
- Falsifying business records (don't worry, you can still be president)
- Assaulting a police officer (unless the guy you did it for has the power to pardon you)
Things that are civil violations/misdemeanors:
- Being an undocumented immigrant
June 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Things that are felonies:
- Falsifying business records (don't worry, you can still be president)
- Assaulting a police officer (unless the guy you did it for has the power to pardon you)
Things that are civil violations/misdemeanors:
- Being an undocumented immigrant
- Falsifying business records (don't worry, you can still be president)
- Assaulting a police officer (unless the guy you did it for has the power to pardon you)
Things that are civil violations/misdemeanors:
- Being an undocumented immigrant
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Congratulations, boss, you've done it: You're bigger than covid.
April 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Congratulations, boss, you've done it: You're bigger than covid.
"Thanks for your concern, gotta go."
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Thanks for your concern, gotta go."
I sure am glad that diseases don't cross borders, since we're obliterating USAID and all.
apnews.com/article/cong...
apnews.com/article/cong...
A mystery illness in Congo has killed more than 50 people hours after they felt sick
Health experts say an unknown illness first discovered in three children who ate a bat has rapidly killed more than 50 people in northwestern Congo over the past five weeks.
apnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I sure am glad that diseases don't cross borders, since we're obliterating USAID and all.
apnews.com/article/cong...
apnews.com/article/cong...
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DOGE savings (WSJ): $2.6b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
DOGE savings (WSJ): $2.6b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b
Annual increase in deficit: $900b
Cuts to Medicare: $880b
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Despite recent crashes, DOGE is firing 100s of workers who maintain air traffic control.
🚨One worker said AI is identifying the wrong people for firing. It searches for the term “probationary” thinking it’s just a label for new staff. It’s not. It also applies to newly promoted, experienced staff.
🚨One worker said AI is identifying the wrong people for firing. It searches for the term “probationary” thinking it’s just a label for new staff. It’s not. It also applies to newly promoted, experienced staff.
Hundreds of FAA probationary workers fired by Trump administration, union says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has started firing hundreds of Federal Aviation Administration probationary employees who maintain critical air traffic control infrastructure, according to their union.
www.cnn.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Despite recent crashes, DOGE is firing 100s of workers who maintain air traffic control.
🚨One worker said AI is identifying the wrong people for firing. It searches for the term “probationary” thinking it’s just a label for new staff. It’s not. It also applies to newly promoted, experienced staff.
🚨One worker said AI is identifying the wrong people for firing. It searches for the term “probationary” thinking it’s just a label for new staff. It’s not. It also applies to newly promoted, experienced staff.
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Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
February 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
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the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo
All of these statements were made by infamous dictators. One of them was just quoted by Donald Trump.
"The law is anything I write on a piece of paper."
"He who saves his country violates no law."
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
"The law is anything I write on a piece of paper."
"He who saves his country violates no law."
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
February 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
All of these statements were made by infamous dictators. One of them was just quoted by Donald Trump.
"The law is anything I write on a piece of paper."
"He who saves his country violates no law."
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
"The law is anything I write on a piece of paper."
"He who saves his country violates no law."
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
Remember this? With the mental gymnastics his loyalists will go through to justify *any* of his actions, it rings even more true now than it did then. The blind subservience is a sight to behold.
youtu.be/qC16c98hDPc?...
youtu.be/qC16c98hDPc?...
Trump: I could 'shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters'
YouTube video by NJ.com
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February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Remember this? With the mental gymnastics his loyalists will go through to justify *any* of his actions, it rings even more true now than it did then. The blind subservience is a sight to behold.
youtu.be/qC16c98hDPc?...
youtu.be/qC16c98hDPc?...
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Even President Reagan knew: Immigration is fundamental to the fabric of our nation.
President Trump’s anti-immigrant attacks are cruel, and we’re fighting back.
President Trump’s anti-immigrant attacks are cruel, and we’re fighting back.
February 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Even President Reagan knew: Immigration is fundamental to the fabric of our nation.
President Trump’s anti-immigrant attacks are cruel, and we’re fighting back.
President Trump’s anti-immigrant attacks are cruel, and we’re fighting back.
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We could’ve had Tim 😭
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We could’ve had Tim 😭
Gosh, never saw that coming.
A few things Trump just made more expensive for you:
Gas
Cars
TVs
iPhones
Xboxes
Avocados
Strawberries
Furniture
Power tools
Modelo
Refrigerators
Microwaves
Clothes
Bananas
Tequila
Maple syrup
Gas
Cars
TVs
iPhones
Xboxes
Avocados
Strawberries
Furniture
Power tools
Modelo
Refrigerators
Microwaves
Clothes
Bananas
Tequila
Maple syrup
February 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Gosh, never saw that coming.
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guess who just got 25% funnier, motherfuckers
February 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
guess who just got 25% funnier, motherfuckers
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1,100 EPA employees have been notified of imminent termination.
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
1,100 EPA employees have been notified of imminent termination.
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UPDATE: This bill was defeated today in the Senate.
This is a victory for government accountability and our First Amendment rights.
This is a victory for government accountability and our First Amendment rights.
A dangerous bill sanctioning anyone who works with the International Criminal Court is moving quickly through Congress.
H.R. 23 would harshly punish lawyers, academics, and rights advocates — and their family members — for helping the ICC pursue justice for war crimes and other atrocities.
H.R. 23 would harshly punish lawyers, academics, and rights advocates — and their family members — for helping the ICC pursue justice for war crimes and other atrocities.
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
UPDATE: This bill was defeated today in the Senate.
This is a victory for government accountability and our First Amendment rights.
This is a victory for government accountability and our First Amendment rights.
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It’s Wednesday. Lock in. More foolery and lawlessness ahead.
January 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It’s Wednesday. Lock in. More foolery and lawlessness ahead.
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January 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@effinbirds.com is the Canadian hero we all need during these unprecedented times.
January 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@effinbirds.com is the Canadian hero we all need during these unprecedented times.
