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he/him • Chinese-American • M.A. Theology • evangelical Episcopalian • Jesus says LGBTQ rights, I don't make the rules • Romans 5:8 • trying my best • benofcommonprayer.substack.com • (my handle is absolutely my real name)
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At Wendy’s you can’t sub the chicken nuggets for an equivalent sandwich in their Biggie Bag combos. That’s Calvinism.
yeah it's basically used as a synonym for stern, humorless, inflexible (a cousin is "Puritan"), and then you just attach a bunch more vibes to that and boom you get "Calvinism"
was remembering last night how much I enjoyed this movie
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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“sixty four of god’s own megabytes” is such a great phrase
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It feels good when a mentor lets you read their recommendation and you realize you’re not a complete imposter.

The theological vocation is hard in a world (and church) which doesn’t value it, but I really have learned a few things and how to be more comfortable in my own skin.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Praise, my soul, the King of heaven;
to his feet thy tribute bring;
ransomed, healed, restored, forgiven,
evermore his praises sing:
Alleluia, alleluia!
Praise the everlasting King.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A retired Chinese American pastor on my FB just unironically posted in celebration of their son-in-law's newly published children's book that "explains the basic principle of Capitalism to your kids." 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I wonder if the people running Tim’s account realize there’s a really easy way to avoid charges of bigotry (don’t be bigoted).
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I DON'T WANT TICKLE IN THROAT
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
watching clips of the Bayverse Transformers and reminded how unpleasant it is that every human on screen is sticky and orange
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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our student newspaper doesn't fuck around, and that makes me happy
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Pumpkin Spice Theologizer
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Friends, Vice President Vance has made some remarks about Haitians and other immigrants that I may not agree with, but he has also done something far more significant, which is to bring theological Latin phrases into mainstream discourse
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Pumpkin Spice 1 Esdras
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This would be a lot more interesting if the fries and the donut bite were all inside the burrito
This is a real thing at Del Taco. I can remember eating like a king for $3 at Taco Bell.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fun fact that I learned this year from sermon prep:
Amos contains three doxologies that help anchor the whole book's prophecies, each concluding with "the LORD is his Name":

- 4.13
- 5.8-9 (this verse below used as an Opening Sentence in Evening Prayer)
- 9.5-6
Seek him that made the Pleiades and Orion
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fully enumerated luxury gay space sharia law is gooooo
Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early.

(This post is a test.)
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
One of these schools is my alma mater which made national news recently for a plan to dismantle the entire College of Humanities & Social Sciences in favor of the Institute for Human Narratives & All That Bullshit or something

Will next semester be the last one the Department of Religion exists?
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Offer letters signed and accepted for both as of today 🙏
I actually did a lot today.

I'm trying to secure two (maybe even three) adjunct classes this spring semester at two schools. My first time teaching college, yay!

I am officially hired for the first one and still in the middle of getting hired for the second

I would appreciate prayers
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Autobots, pull out
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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You know what media is NOT bending the knee in the Trump era? College journalists! The Harvard Crimson's brutal takedown of the lecherous ex-prez Larry Summers is just the latest example of students showing a failing 'grown-up' media how it's done

My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
College journalism exposes the rot of ‘grown-ups’ | Will Bunch Newsletter
Plus a history lesson on the real ‘Charlotte’s Web,’ and fascism,
www.inquirer.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@philipchristman.bsky.social there's a critical review of Why Christians Should Be Leftists on Mere Orthodoxy, and maybe that's engagement you don't want, but I'm glad your book is generating conversation and I hope to open it soon
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Very rare to see someone lay out so explicitly that they do not consider "never again" to be a universalist creed. I don't know how people who talk like this can stand to look themselves in the mirror.
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
Explore this post and more from the JewsOfConscience community
www.reddit.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I have the White Castle app, Crave Nation (don't judge me!) Like many apps it automatically subscribes you to emails.

So I was unsubscribing and there's a link called "GET HELP" at the bottom which I found hilarious
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM