Steven Bradbury winning gold in the 1000m speed skating event at the 2002 Winter Olympics because every single other competitor ate shit is my favourite sporting moment. He was dead last until everybody fell over.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAAD...

Friend of my grandparents, older gay man, got sloshed on white wine and tripped over his own feet and landed ass first in my gma's strawberry patch, staining his white pants bright red. Stumbled up, looking crestfallen, and shouted "girls, help! I got my first period!"

Absolutely. The best bit being that it isn't permanent

Kinda the same, my husband washed his hands, but not thoroughly enough. We engaged in some sexy fun times and yeah, chilli burn in vagina is an experience. I couldn't stop laughing despite the burn and he swore he'd never find it funny... he totally finds it funny now.

I love your account and am happy you're here!

Good luck!

"They'll try to stop me! They'll retaliate! They'll ruin my life! They'll murder me!" Uh huh, yep, bad guys do bad stuff. What's your point? If you won't risk everything for *this*, what will you risk it for?

The best time to expose a network of billionaire child sex traffickers is before they hurt anyone. The second best time is the very moment you find out about it.

I don't need to like you to understand that you are a human being