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@bulubane.bsky.social
I don’t know her.
It’s my 2am 🧠 wake up call!
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It’s my 2am 🧠 wake up call!
But can I have a fruit with my coffee, CAN I HAVE A FRUIT WITH MY COFFEE??
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
But can I have a fruit with my coffee, CAN I HAVE A FRUIT WITH MY COFFEE??
I should be elsewhere where it’s warm.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I should be elsewhere where it’s warm.
Sparring was good today.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sparring was good today.
Just came back from a screening of Fritz Lang’s Destiny where Jozef van Wissem played his original soundtrack live 🤩
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Just came back from a screening of Fritz Lang’s Destiny where Jozef van Wissem played his original soundtrack live 🤩
Trump saying that the Australian army “stayed a little back, a little off the front lines,” in Afghanistan is factually incorrect and also nutso coming from Ol’ Bone Spur McGee.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Trump saying that the Australian army “stayed a little back, a little off the front lines,” in Afghanistan is factually incorrect and also nutso coming from Ol’ Bone Spur McGee.
Fuck me, they can enter without warrants now???
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Fuck me, they can enter without warrants now???
My lil’ act of passive aggressive resistance is refusing to learn how Tesla door handles work.
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 AM
My lil’ act of passive aggressive resistance is refusing to learn how Tesla door handles work.
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This is how they made the ‘always has been’ image
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is how they made the ‘always has been’ image
Just finished a work thing that I’m really proud of. Thanks universe. Good job me.
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January 22, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Just finished a work thing that I’m really proud of. Thanks universe. Good job me.
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Lol nobody wants to sit near the Deloitte people at breakfast
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Lol nobody wants to sit near the Deloitte people at breakfast
Of course Sydney lifts the lockout laws now I've got sober. OF COURSE.
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Of course Sydney lifts the lockout laws now I've got sober. OF COURSE.
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
You cannot watch the videos of people screaming in terror and rage at ICE at their front gates and doors or listen to audio of the ICE watchers screaming for people to fet inside and stay ok with any of this. How?????
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You cannot watch the videos of people screaming in terror and rage at ICE at their front gates and doors or listen to audio of the ICE watchers screaming for people to fet inside and stay ok with any of this. How?????
We all know Brexit was an extremely stupid and bad national decision, but it is fascinating to watch how much worse that decision has gotten every single year.
The chickens have roosted so many times now they’ve added an extension out back and put in a swimming pool.
The chickens have roosted so many times now they’ve added an extension out back and put in a swimming pool.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
We all know Brexit was an extremely stupid and bad national decision, but it is fascinating to watch how much worse that decision has gotten every single year.
The chickens have roosted so many times now they’ve added an extension out back and put in a swimming pool.
The chickens have roosted so many times now they’ve added an extension out back and put in a swimming pool.
Can we just fast forward to the part where they're all hanging from scaffolding in a piazza.
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Can we just fast forward to the part where they're all hanging from scaffolding in a piazza.
I’ve not sparred for ages & I’m going tomorrow to ease back into it but just got told the scary angry girl from my beginners class is also going & apparently she’s “very excited to see me again.” #HEMA
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’ve not sparred for ages & I’m going tomorrow to ease back into it but just got told the scary angry girl from my beginners class is also going & apparently she’s “very excited to see me again.” #HEMA
Forgot my headphones so now I'm raw dogging the gym like a serial killer.
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Forgot my headphones so now I'm raw dogging the gym like a serial killer.
Also haemorrhaged money this week so that’s a spicy salsa
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Also haemorrhaged money this week so that’s a spicy salsa
Now this, this is a subtweet.
a corgi dog is walking down a brick sidewalk .
ALT: a corgi dog is walking down a brick sidewalk .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Now this, this is a subtweet.
Man I had such an intense week. Finally get to the end of it and all I want is for someone to ask me something not about work and a hug.
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Man I had such an intense week. Finally get to the end of it and all I want is for someone to ask me something not about work and a hug.
Absurd levels of corpo existence today. Not able to work on a 3 day workshop I'm running first thing next week because I had to sit in a 4 hour workshop about... running workshops 🤯🔫
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Absurd levels of corpo existence today. Not able to work on a 3 day workshop I'm running first thing next week because I had to sit in a 4 hour workshop about... running workshops 🤯🔫