blue gumby
@blue-gumby.bsky.social
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment, drawing way outside the lines
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment, drawing way outside the lines
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Do you know why you've heard of the Boston Massacre? Because in 1768, when the British military began occupying Boston, Bostonians syndicated a "Journal of Occurrences" in newspapers around the country to help Americans understand what abuse of power looks like. By the 1770s, readers understood.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Do you know why you've heard of the Boston Massacre? Because in 1768, when the British military began occupying Boston, Bostonians syndicated a "Journal of Occurrences" in newspapers around the country to help Americans understand what abuse of power looks like. By the 1770s, readers understood.
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Man what the hell these are high schoolers
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
While not at all surprising, it’s an abject embarrassment for Houston and Harris county given that it’s also home to the world’s largest medical complex
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
While not at all surprising, it’s an abject embarrassment for Houston and Harris county given that it’s also home to the world’s largest medical complex
The more I see photos like this, the more I think of @lucasjackson.bsky.social’s immortal words
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The more I see photos like this, the more I think of @lucasjackson.bsky.social’s immortal words
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This is all so humiliating
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This is all so humiliating
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they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home
Well, it is finally official. Ethics is now canceled at Texas A&M University.
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Well, it is finally official. Ethics is now canceled at Texas A&M University.
This thought popped into my head so of course I had to make it
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
This thought popped into my head so of course I had to make it
Walked into a local restaurant and a Pepsi rep came in after me saying they were going to any places that don’t have Pepsi Zero on tap yet saying Diet Pepsi is going away… sort of? If you want to have Diet, you have to also have Zero. Places that only order Diet soon will get sent Zero instead.
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Walked into a local restaurant and a Pepsi rep came in after me saying they were going to any places that don’t have Pepsi Zero on tap yet saying Diet Pepsi is going away… sort of? If you want to have Diet, you have to also have Zero. Places that only order Diet soon will get sent Zero instead.
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I'm sorry they ran off with the kid's phone and sold it to one of those machines in the supermarket?
Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center.
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I'm sorry they ran off with the kid's phone and sold it to one of those machines in the supermarket?
A great many things suck and are awful these days, but I challenge you to watch this and try not to smile and/or tear up. Not sure if this a legit account, but if so, absolutely well done @victoryampsuk.bsky.social / Victory Amps!
Someone made me a Braille amp
YouTube video by Anthony S. Ferraro
youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
A great many things suck and are awful these days, but I challenge you to watch this and try not to smile and/or tear up. Not sure if this a legit account, but if so, absolutely well done @victoryampsuk.bsky.social / Victory Amps!
It’s about 7 hours until bed, I’ve got a full tank of gas, half sized pupils, it's bright, so I’m wearing sunglasses.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s about 7 hours until bed, I’ve got a full tank of gas, half sized pupils, it's bright, so I’m wearing sunglasses.
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Amen and amen
I’m just so tired of all of these assholes getting to claim the mantle of Real Americans when I live in an America closer to our ideals than any of them
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Amen and amen
Accidentally took my kids’ extended release ADHD med on top of my extended release ADHD med this morning…
a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Accidentally took my kids’ extended release ADHD med on top of my extended release ADHD med this morning…
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The Trump administration will send hundreds of additional federal agents to Minnesota. And, here are the figure skaters who will represent Team USA in the Olympics.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The Trump administration will send hundreds of additional federal agents to Minnesota. And, here are the figure skaters who will represent Team USA in the Olympics.
*Dale Gribble voice* They’re making targets out of chemtrails for the aliens to drop intergalactic nukes on us
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
*Dale Gribble voice* They’re making targets out of chemtrails for the aliens to drop intergalactic nukes on us
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I think about this July 2024 threat from the head of the Heritage Foundation quite a lot these days.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I think about this July 2024 threat from the head of the Heritage Foundation quite a lot these days.
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
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This is grotesque. We shouldn’t look away.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This is grotesque. We shouldn’t look away.
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Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/