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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky
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@blitz-y.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Now I have to tell my daughters they can’t be whatever they want to be. Because this country will always pick a cis white man over them every single time, no matter how base and disgusting that man may be
It’s fun how this govt is destroying evidence based healthcare in favor of vibes. And now they’re doing the same with Labor and the Jobs Report.
Who needs policy based on data anyway?
Who needs policy based on data anyway?
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s fun how this govt is destroying evidence based healthcare in favor of vibes. And now they’re doing the same with Labor and the Jobs Report.
Who needs policy based on data anyway?
Who needs policy based on data anyway?
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The Epstein survivors have released a PSA.
These were children.
They were harmed.
The people who did this must be named.
A world that lets powerful men hide behind sealed documents is a world that invites the next monster in.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
These were children.
They were harmed.
The people who did this must be named.
A world that lets powerful men hide behind sealed documents is a world that invites the next monster in.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Epstein survivors have released a PSA.
These were children.
They were harmed.
The people who did this must be named.
A world that lets powerful men hide behind sealed documents is a world that invites the next monster in.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
These were children.
They were harmed.
The people who did this must be named.
A world that lets powerful men hide behind sealed documents is a world that invites the next monster in.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I love his little myoclonic twitches when he’s falling asleep
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I love his little myoclonic twitches when he’s falling asleep
Can someone please tell the clinical significance of these codes? Because I for one do not give a single shit and it feels like more unnecessary discrimination in medicine
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Can someone please tell the clinical significance of these codes? Because I for one do not give a single shit and it feels like more unnecessary discrimination in medicine
I. AM. WHEEZING
celebs and fictional characters i think might have left these pornhub comments: thread
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I. AM. WHEEZING
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Do we now have the origin story for all the of the “Big strong men with tears in their eyes” references. Is he THAT good??
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Do we now have the origin story for all the of the “Big strong men with tears in their eyes” references. Is he THAT good??
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look @blitz-y.bsky.social - griffin got the official @riotgrlerin.bsky.social treatment! look how handsome he looks 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
look @blitz-y.bsky.social - griffin got the official @riotgrlerin.bsky.social treatment! look how handsome he looks 🥰
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Yes this bill will destroy 28 billion in jobs and dollars. Yes people are using cannabis for a variety of reasons instead of alcohol.
And if they’re using it for intoxication, guess what, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
They’re not small govt. They want control of every aspect of your life
And if they’re using it for intoxication, guess what, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
They’re not small govt. They want control of every aspect of your life
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yes this bill will destroy 28 billion in jobs and dollars. Yes people are using cannabis for a variety of reasons instead of alcohol.
And if they’re using it for intoxication, guess what, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
They’re not small govt. They want control of every aspect of your life
And if they’re using it for intoxication, guess what, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
They’re not small govt. They want control of every aspect of your life
Just 2 Throat Goats enjoying a party
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just 2 Throat Goats enjoying a party
You’ve heard of Elf On the Shelf but have you heard of Maybe Not Making Excuses For A Credibly Accused Child R*pist?
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You’ve heard of Elf On the Shelf but have you heard of Maybe Not Making Excuses For A Credibly Accused Child R*pist?
Jeremy, it's ok to not speak in class today
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Jeremy, it's ok to not speak in class today
It's striking really
Reading through the Epstein emails is galling for a number of reasons, one of which is that the richest and most powerful people in our nation are all functionally illiterate and incapable of constructing a grammatically correct sentence.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's striking really
BREAKING: JOBS UP 1 BILLION PERCENT
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: JOBS UP 1 BILLION PERCENT
NUKE THE NOTE
cheknews.ca/sick-of-sick...
“under new employment standards regulations, an employer can’t ask for a #sicknote for the first two health-related absences of up to five consecutive days in the same year.”
“under new employment standards regulations, an employer can’t ask for a #sicknote for the first two health-related absences of up to five consecutive days in the same year.”
Sick of sick notes: B.C. limits when employers can request sick notes
The B.C. government has brought in new rules that limit when an employer can ask for a sick note, saving doctors the burden of writing them and preventing patients from spreading their illness even further.
cheknews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
NUKE THE NOTE
JD Vance is a fucking idiot
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
JD Vance is a fucking idiot
It’s MY anniversary!! That’s right, the Edmund Blitzgerald sank in Lake Superior the day I was born
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s MY anniversary!! That’s right, the Edmund Blitzgerald sank in Lake Superior the day I was born
This’ll do for the next couple days
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This’ll do for the next couple days
Poutine legit looks like gallstones
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Poutine legit looks like gallstones
While after daylight savings, Ohioans forget how to drive in the dark
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians must restar...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
While after daylight savings, Ohioans forget how to drive in the dark
My favorite part of touchdown passes is when the QB runs into the end zone for uppies from his O line
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My favorite part of touchdown passes is when the QB runs into the end zone for uppies from his O line
Theesh aren’t the droidsh you’re looking for
I am here for Jedi Master Marko Ramius
I am here for Jedi Master Marko Ramius
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Theesh aren’t the droidsh you’re looking for
I am here for Jedi Master Marko Ramius
I am here for Jedi Master Marko Ramius
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM