Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁
@blitz-y.bsky.social
EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky
They wouldn’t hear it if we set up a Metallica sound system outside their home
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They wouldn’t hear it if we set up a Metallica sound system outside their home
Eclampsia at 9 weeks?? This woman was failed by everyone, at every stage, and on fucking purpose
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Eclampsia at 9 weeks?? This woman was failed by everyone, at every stage, and on fucking purpose
They look like a Beer League wannabe Grind Line
Like they just got off a 2 game suspension and they already got a 10 minute major the first game back
Like they just got off a 2 game suspension and they already got a 10 minute major the first game back
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They look like a Beer League wannabe Grind Line
Like they just got off a 2 game suspension and they already got a 10 minute major the first game back
Like they just got off a 2 game suspension and they already got a 10 minute major the first game back
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh hell yeah! I love a restaurant with 20 pages of menu full of entrees north of 2500 calories
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh hell yeah! I love a restaurant with 20 pages of menu full of entrees north of 2500 calories
Or gonococcal pharyngitis
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Or gonococcal pharyngitis
“She wrapped up her damn cat” suddenly has new meaning
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“She wrapped up her damn cat” suddenly has new meaning
Unless they’re febrile with a stiff neck and petechial rash
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Unless they’re febrile with a stiff neck and petechial rash
The commitment is exemplary
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The commitment is exemplary
It’s one of her best
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It’s one of her best
Exactly! The puritanical culture creeps into everything
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Exactly! The puritanical culture creeps into everything
I really miss the near constant MedEd
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I really miss the near constant MedEd
Lol @kblitzy.bsky.social and I were just discussing that
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Lol @kblitzy.bsky.social and I were just discussing that
@mementomorty.bsky.social new nickname for you
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@mementomorty.bsky.social new nickname for you
Blame it on lip sync yeahhh yeahhhhhhh
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Blame it on lip sync yeahhh yeahhhhhhh