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madgadgets.bsky.social
The birds are sitting on him again lol
cute :)
Cropped screenshot of the Gävlebocken cam over at www.visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat with 3 birds sitting on his head and one on his tail.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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colindickey.com
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
Sign outside an oil change shop in Brooklyn that reads BROOKLYN LUBRICANTS
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
blaugen.bsky.social
If you had asked me three weeks ago to guess whether "Monkeys escape from overturned truck in Mississippi" was a future news headline or a scene from a proposed reboot of the Smokey and the Bandit franchise, I would never have guessed the former.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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k8lister.bsky.social
So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting
September 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
blaugen.bsky.social
apnews.com/photo-galler...
Photo highlights from T-Rex World Championship Races
AUBURN, Wash. (AP) — Spectators cheered as participants ran down the track cloaked in inflatable Tyrannosaurus rex costumes during the T-Rex World Championship Races at Emerald Downs in Auburn, Washin...
apnews.com
July 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
blaugen.bsky.social
It seems to work with DuckDuckGo as well.
qi.com Quite Interesting @qi.com · Jun 2
Adding the word ‘fucking’ to your Google search query disables the unwanted AI summary at the top of the results page.
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
blaugen.bsky.social
Be sure to click the videos with sound on.
April 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier
Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record
April 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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brooklynspoke.bsky.social
Best sign at the #TeslaTakedown protest in Brooklyn.
Sign held by man in grey jacket. Reads: I’ve never seen a cyber truck with anyone in the passenger seat.
March 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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santiagomayer.com
Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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alexzm4.bsky.social
Joke break!
March 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
BIG BOAT STUCK

BIG BOAT STUCK

(Everybody)

BIG BOAT STUCK

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cargo ship will be stuck in mud of Humber estuary 'for a month'
The H&S Wisdom ran aground on Sunday night and remains stuck despite three attempts to refloat it.
www.bbc.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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lasrina.bsky.social
Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
blaugen.bsky.social
All the chicks on their daddies' feet sing way-oh way-oh...
Sign with a drawing of a penguin and the caption "CAUTION: ICY -- walk like a penguin"
February 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
blaugen.bsky.social
Shouldn't the number be 1-800-GAMBLER instead of 14?
February 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
blaugen.bsky.social
As a Caps fan since their very first season I'm allergic to saying anything nice about the Flyers or their muppet-on-meth mascot, but I guess I just need to get an EpiPen because I have no choice but to say that this fucking rocks.
theserfstv.bsky.social The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · Jan 22
Gritty continues to be a real one
Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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grayathena.bsky.social
"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down
January 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
blaugen.bsky.social
I have no reason for posting this except thinking it's funny. None whatsoever. Really.
January 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Happy Christmas Eve. Every year I inflict this upon you, one of my least popular comics ever. Enjoy!
A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says "Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?" and the other says, "Yes: A ANTS." In panel 2, the first person says "Wait, no, that's-" The second says, "How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!" In panel 3, we're down in an ant nest. "Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies." There's a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, "The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers." The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, "Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew." The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says "Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can't interfe-" "Stop." "But I haven't told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!"
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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lukeknox.me
watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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merriam-webster.com
Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.

dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner

Ok, those three are easy to understand.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
blaugen.bsky.social
Be sure to click through to see the whole thread
meganseling.bsky.social Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · Nov 25
Hockey players as Moo Deng, a series.

😡
A photo of Brad Marchand yelling above a picture of Moo Deng the baby hippo with her mouth wide open.
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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cwebbonline.com
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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jonathanslater.bsky.social
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 1:54 PM