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WarDaddy Teacher. Not interested in arguing with you. Will recite poetry on demand.
Pleased to report that I watched exactly zero minutes of what was, purportedly, a colossal shitshow
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And get your nails done.
Make sure to bring your eyeliner and kleenex (and bling)
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Many years ago (she must’ve been 12) I saw O Nuzzi as a kind of pundit on a news channel.

She twirled her hair. On camera. In mid-sentence, she twirled her hair with her finger.

I had many thoughts. One of which was NOT that we would still be speaking if this half-wit so many years later. 🤷‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I would be perfectly happy with that
If all the people on Bluesky stopped going on twitter, then we would lose over half our content through screen capping.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Bluesky finally gave her an explanation for the suspension and it’s bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dude, can we just take this one step at a time? I get the zero to 60 energy you're putting out here, but that's never gonna play in primetime. And we need numbers. God bless and forge ahead.
Peaceful assembly. Redressing our grievances. And no serious injuries or deaths. Not war. Not strife. Community and even laughter. Only light can banish the darkness
a man in front of a microphone with the words that was really cool below him
ALT: a man in front of a microphone with the words that was really cool below him
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I honestly thought it was King Triton and Gavin Newsome 🤷‍♀️
This is incredibly homoerotic
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel this to my very core
*whispers*

if you don’t think that english has any rules, why are you asking me about them
July 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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People need to remember that Musk KNEW Trump was in the Epstein file but didn't care until their breakup. That knowledge was just a weapon to be used, not a deal breaker for him.

Musk is no misunderstood truth-sayer. He's just as self-serving and soulless as he seemed when cozied up to Trump.
July 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My favorite kind of reply to hate:
“You do realize that [insert sanctimonious, condescending reply here], right?”
June 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Toss on the left,boss on the right
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
May 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The tech bros will be the death of us all
April 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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In this culture of rampant consumerism, the library is a bastion of counter culture. There one can check out things for free. Great books filled with profound ideas are all available for free.
March 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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My theory why so many dudes weirdly, viscerally hate Zelenskyy: It’s because he didn’t flee when the tanks rolled into Ukraine. Deep down, bros around the world know they wouldn’t have done the same, so there’s an attempt to tear down the man that reminds them of their own cowardice.
February 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Love you, Kathleen Parker, Sally Jenkins, and Max Boot; but tell your boys to get their shit in check.
This is frustrating as hell. In my role as a high school English teacher, I use WaPo columns as a weekly exercise in rhetorical analysis and current events knowledge. in my role as public citizen, I'm weighing if i should maintain my subscription to the WaPo in the interest of the first role. Ugh.
January 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t know how many signs God’s gotta send…
A Cybertruck is literally exploding outside of Trump Hotel in Vegas.
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Godfather is absolutely a Christmas movie.
December 26, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I think it’s going to be tough for 21st-century dictators. There are so many ways to mock them, and these kids are merciless.
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
“I’m safe” is quite a tell.
Trump: [Elon Musk] is not going to be president. That I can tell you. And I’m safe. You know why? He can’t be. He wasn’t born in this country
December 23, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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I’m not doing a vision board, not eating any grapes, not manifesting, not writing down any goals, not getting a new planner, just bring your ass in quietly 2025.
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Under his eye.
December 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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We tell children the answer to school mass shootings is live shooter drills and bulletproof backpacks and then act surprised when they grow up and their response to gun violence is dark humor.
December 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Anyone else's sig other count the number when you go on a sneezing jag? (He's not home right now, so I'm counting myself. 8 as of last count.)

9.
December 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM