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pretty sad to look up at the sky and go yep. theres the limit
February 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
pretty sad to look up at the sky and go yep. theres the limit
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I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
i work for the mbi. ha ha try to figure out what that stands for
October 9, 2024 at 1:51 PM
i work for the mbi. ha ha try to figure out what that stands for
i knew it was over when i sent her a playlist and her least favorite song was miserlou
October 8, 2024 at 3:10 PM
i knew it was over when i sent her a playlist and her least favorite song was miserlou
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Often, as I’m doing my bedtime routine and thinking idly about the day’s stupid news, my eyes fall on the words on the bathroom sink. American Standard indeed
September 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Often, as I’m doing my bedtime routine and thinking idly about the day’s stupid news, my eyes fall on the words on the bathroom sink. American Standard indeed
one of the consequences of deleting tiktok is never knowing if mousepay ever really took off
September 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
one of the consequences of deleting tiktok is never knowing if mousepay ever really took off
born to lock in forced to lock in
September 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
born to lock in forced to lock in
trying to figure out if it makes sense that a churning discord is filled with america-loving libertarians… the answer is probably yes
September 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
trying to figure out if it makes sense that a churning discord is filled with america-loving libertarians… the answer is probably yes
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(knocking on the bathroom door) uhh hey dude your baby's yelling
September 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
(knocking on the bathroom door) uhh hey dude your baby's yelling
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i don’t “fuck with” music
September 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i don’t “fuck with” music
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Ordered a dead whopper at the macabre Burger King
September 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Ordered a dead whopper at the macabre Burger King
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just had my first bad experience and im hooked
September 18, 2024 at 3:21 PM
just had my first bad experience and im hooked
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[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please
September 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please
this email could have been a meeting.
September 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
this email could have been a meeting.
got tickets to see hawk tuah in concert
September 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
got tickets to see hawk tuah in concert
too many hawks… and not enough tuahs. bleak world
September 12, 2024 at 10:41 PM
too many hawks… and not enough tuahs. bleak world
getting 2fa notifications for somebody trying to log into my jetblue account.. taking travel hacking to a new level
September 12, 2024 at 1:37 AM
getting 2fa notifications for somebody trying to log into my jetblue account.. taking travel hacking to a new level
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I filled up on bread and couldn’t even taste my entree and my server got so angry he told me to kill myself
September 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I filled up on bread and couldn’t even taste my entree and my server got so angry he told me to kill myself
the bluesky algorithm is so rudimentary right now i can actively see it working. i like one post that happens to mention “coffee” and now it thinks i’m part of the coffee megaverse. me posting this wont help at all
September 10, 2024 at 12:26 PM
the bluesky algorithm is so rudimentary right now i can actively see it working. i like one post that happens to mention “coffee” and now it thinks i’m part of the coffee megaverse. me posting this wont help at all
can somebody send me rachel menken thanks in advance
September 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
can somebody send me rachel menken thanks in advance
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How many of ur brave enough to RT
September 8, 2024 at 2:22 AM
How many of ur brave enough to RT
i will try to be forgiving of the doggo adulting humor i’m seeing on this app. we all must coexist peacefully. for now
September 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i will try to be forgiving of the doggo adulting humor i’m seeing on this app. we all must coexist peacefully. for now