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I have saved a huge amount of money on child support by being sexually attracted to men. I adopted a Schipperke 🖤
Fuck trump and fuck maga
Fuck trump and fuck maga
Henry got a new sweater.
December 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Henry got a new sweater.
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If Kavanaugh shouldn’t be judged by “one” “mistake” he made in his “youth” neither should Luigi. That’s how this works, right?
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
If Kavanaugh shouldn’t be judged by “one” “mistake” he made in his “youth” neither should Luigi. That’s how this works, right?
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19 hours late 🤷🤭
a woman is playing a guitar in front of a sign that says @fridayin canada
ALT: a woman is playing a guitar in front of a sign that says @fridayin canada
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
19 hours late 🤷🤭
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It's funny because it's true.
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
It's funny because it's true.
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Ripley does not get near enough credit for everything she does to rescue a cat and kill an alien while wearing such deeply uncomfortable underwear.
December 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Ripley does not get near enough credit for everything she does to rescue a cat and kill an alien while wearing such deeply uncomfortable underwear.
I paid a hundred dollars for a DNA test. Apparently, Henry is 100% Pomeranian...
December 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I paid a hundred dollars for a DNA test. Apparently, Henry is 100% Pomeranian...
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We had to say goodbye to my sister’s little one today. She has been a member of our family for 11 years, and this is such a hard day. Colbie was tiny, but full of life and love. Rest in peace, sweet girl.
December 9, 2024 at 11:22 PM
We had to say goodbye to my sister’s little one today. She has been a member of our family for 11 years, and this is such a hard day. Colbie was tiny, but full of life and love. Rest in peace, sweet girl.
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hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
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Do I want a boyfriend or is it just winter
December 8, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Do I want a boyfriend or is it just winter
Stop being pretentious and do something. I'm bored.
December 4, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Stop being pretentious and do something. I'm bored.
I have blocked two ex lovers, my 4th grade teacher and a UPS delivery driver because, I need 2025 to be just right.
December 4, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I have blocked two ex lovers, my 4th grade teacher and a UPS delivery driver because, I need 2025 to be just right.
Now that the holiday hustle and bustle is underway. I'm going to start bringing my own body glitter to work. I just can't depend on the floral department anymore!
December 4, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Now that the holiday hustle and bustle is underway. I'm going to start bringing my own body glitter to work. I just can't depend on the floral department anymore!
Schipperke life.
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Schipperke life.
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Doctor: There's an experimental procedure, it's called exercise.
Me: Just give me morphine then.
Me: Just give me morphine then.
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Doctor: There's an experimental procedure, it's called exercise.
Me: Just give me morphine then.
Me: Just give me morphine then.
According to Henry's medical records and papers, I am now the human that Henry has lived with the longest in his life. I wonder if he ever thinks about his old lives and the 3 owners that surrendered him?
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
According to Henry's medical records and papers, I am now the human that Henry has lived with the longest in his life. I wonder if he ever thinks about his old lives and the 3 owners that surrendered him?
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
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Today's hangover will be accompanied by breakfast gummies
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Today's hangover will be accompanied by breakfast gummies
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I’d definitely date me!
Mostly cause I put out
Mostly cause I put out
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I’d definitely date me!
Mostly cause I put out
Mostly cause I put out
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We all let Jimmy Carter down.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
We all let Jimmy Carter down.
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This
Is
The
Stupidest
Timeline
To
Be
Alive
In.
Is
The
Stupidest
Timeline
To
Be
Alive
In.
November 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
This
Is
The
Stupidest
Timeline
To
Be
Alive
In.
Is
The
Stupidest
Timeline
To
Be
Alive
In.