Mark
@f0xinthehound.bsky.social
LMT in the Maryland/DC area. NSFW
Pinned
I am back to taking clients in Baltimore, D.C., and most places in between.
I offer Swedish and deep tissue for 60 or 90 minute sessions.
I’m fully mobile and bring massage to you, all I need is enough space to set up a table and we’re good to go.
Shoot me a message if you’re interested ✌️
I offer Swedish and deep tissue for 60 or 90 minute sessions.
I’m fully mobile and bring massage to you, all I need is enough space to set up a table and we’re good to go.
Shoot me a message if you’re interested ✌️
No one railed me or brought me cheesecake. I for one am offended.
And no I did not actually interact with any humans within 100 miles of me for either but that’s not the point.
And no I did not actually interact with any humans within 100 miles of me for either but that’s not the point.
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 AM
No one railed me or brought me cheesecake. I for one am offended.
And no I did not actually interact with any humans within 100 miles of me for either but that’s not the point.
And no I did not actually interact with any humans within 100 miles of me for either but that’s not the point.
Wait, get me some cheesecake instead 🙏
Rail me
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Wait, get me some cheesecake instead 🙏
I have a few more than 1000 🤦♂️
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I have a few more than 1000 🤦♂️
My sinuses are convinced I’m dying so here’s some throwbacks.
What’s your favorite?
What’s your favorite?
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
My sinuses are convinced I’m dying so here’s some throwbacks.
What’s your favorite?
What’s your favorite?
Don’t you love when a tiny pimple becomes a gaping wound because you couldn’t leave it alone.
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Don’t you love when a tiny pimple becomes a gaping wound because you couldn’t leave it alone.
My sinuses are trying to kill me
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 AM
My sinuses are trying to kill me
“Can’t sleep so I guess I’ll jerk off”
My nightly routine
My nightly routine
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 AM
“Can’t sleep so I guess I’ll jerk off”
My nightly routine
My nightly routine
I can’t sleeeeeep
Someone come wear me out or something this is annoying
Someone come wear me out or something this is annoying
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I can’t sleeeeeep
Someone come wear me out or something this is annoying
Someone come wear me out or something this is annoying
Okay who’s gonna come keep me warm this weekend
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Okay who’s gonna come keep me warm this weekend
The people I see not wiping down their machines the most consistently are the straight jocks that also have the worst form. Clean your sweat off you nasty fuck boy.
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The people I see not wiping down their machines the most consistently are the straight jocks that also have the worst form. Clean your sweat off you nasty fuck boy.
Everyone and their mother is on the road right now.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Everyone and their mother is on the road right now.
Trying to pick a photo of my butt that doesn’t look like all the other photos of my butt is difficult.
I need new ways to photograph my butt.
I need new ways to photograph my butt.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Trying to pick a photo of my butt that doesn’t look like all the other photos of my butt is difficult.
I need new ways to photograph my butt.
I need new ways to photograph my butt.
Something about humping right?
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Something about humping right?
I think the gym is doing something
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I think the gym is doing something
“You’re doing great, keep it up”
Don’t tell me what to do
Don’t tell me what to do
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“You’re doing great, keep it up”
Don’t tell me what to do
Don’t tell me what to do
Tried a durian fruit for the first time. My roommate and friend both threw up and are convinced it’s like sulfur, I got the fruity custard vibe.
January 19, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Tried a durian fruit for the first time. My roommate and friend both threw up and are convinced it’s like sulfur, I got the fruity custard vibe.
1 minute out of a 60 minute Swedish massage.
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 AM
1 minute out of a 60 minute Swedish massage.
Did you know the adductor machine is the devil? Because two days ago I did not know and now I’m learning first hand.
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Did you know the adductor machine is the devil? Because two days ago I did not know and now I’m learning first hand.
Okay I’m home, now what?
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Okay I’m home, now what?