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Otter Von Bismarck
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An otter-and-author, unusually challenged by the incompatibilities of water, electronics, paper, and ink. Frequently nsfw.

Endorsement of censorship will be met with vicious mockery.
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"We are calling for immediate action to restrict the operations of Platform X (formerly Twitter) within the European Union due to its negative impact on democracy and its role in spreading disinformation."

chng.it/v2NBHRqLJJ
Petition to Ban Platform X (formerly Twitter) in the European Union
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
February 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.
February 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Hey, I'm going to do this, and I hope you will too. Not because I think a one day pause will be a devastating blow, but because coordinated action takes practice, and if you don't do the small stuff, you will have a harder time gearing up for the big stuff.
February 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Me when I started reading fanfic: no AUs, no canon divergence, no nothing. Only the most absolute Canon Compliant

Me now: one is an android from another universe and the other is a mushroom? Yes please!
February 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Sending Oh Noes and Anyways.
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The layers of discovery and realization in this image are absolutely fantastic.
January 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
MAGA Fans Belt Out 'YMCA' Parody Before Careening Off Snowy Highway In Wild Viral Video www.comicsands.com/maga-fans-ym...
MAGA Fans Belt Out 'YMCA' Parody Before Careening Off Snowy Highway In Wild Viral Video
Metaphor alert!
www.comicsands.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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The weather forecast for Washington, DC is predicting brutally cold temperatures — in the low teens — on Inauguration Day.

Good.
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Nice people are struggling over the revelations on Gaiman, and something I keep hearing is, 'His work had a big influence on how I shaped my own identity.' So here's something to remember:

You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/
January 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Well hot damn. Things really are moving.
Free Our Feeds wants to build a social media ecosystem ‘resistant to billionaire influence’
It’s supposed to ensure the AT Protocol is used for good.
www.theverge.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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If you do any Tolkien-related art, fic, gaming, anything like that, GET THIS BOOK. You'll be glad you did!
January 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I have a type 🤔
#jayvikfanart
January 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 5:41 AM