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Welcome, nerds. I mostly post memes and complain about plot holes in old scifi TV shows that were filmed on a budget of $35
Star Trek Voyager rewatch: tinyurl.com/murjhrvd
TNG rewatch: tinyurl.com/bdfambp2
Babylon 5 rewatch: tinyurl.com/yc4rhwjt
Star Trek Voyager rewatch: tinyurl.com/murjhrvd
TNG rewatch: tinyurl.com/bdfambp2
Babylon 5 rewatch: tinyurl.com/yc4rhwjt
A great day for fans of Magic the Gathering
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A great day for fans of Magic the Gathering
I've decided to stop worrying about imposter syndrome. If those fools haven't noticed my manifest incompetence by now, I will never get caught.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've decided to stop worrying about imposter syndrome. If those fools haven't noticed my manifest incompetence by now, I will never get caught.
The Lower Decks comics are such bangers. "Warp Your Own Way" is a classic Star Trek story, implemented in the best possible medium to tell it
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Lower Decks comics are such bangers. "Warp Your Own Way" is a classic Star Trek story, implemented in the best possible medium to tell it
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Evergreen
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Evergreen
If the AI is bored and needs some more reading material, I have a suggestion
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If the AI is bored and needs some more reading material, I have a suggestion
Happy Trans Day of Remembrance.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy Trans Day of Remembrance.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
I forgot they put her in that terrible Dolly Parton wig for that episode
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I forgot they put her in that terrible Dolly Parton wig for that episode
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
I bet you Starfleet has a lot of problems with seasonal affective disorder. That's why I'm always on the holodeck, you see. I need regular sunlight. I have a doctor's note. Don't worry about the 15 holographic Ryan Goslings. They came with the holo-novel; idk why.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I bet you Starfleet has a lot of problems with seasonal affective disorder. That's why I'm always on the holodeck, you see. I need regular sunlight. I have a doctor's note. Don't worry about the 15 holographic Ryan Goslings. They came with the holo-novel; idk why.
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A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
Procrastinating on finishing TNG by rewatching DS9
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Procrastinating on finishing TNG by rewatching DS9
I'm mildly surprised Joe Rogan is still alive. He seems like he should have gotten his dick stuck in something on a bet and died of sepsis by now.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm mildly surprised Joe Rogan is still alive. He seems like he should have gotten his dick stuck in something on a bet and died of sepsis by now.
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MAGRERR CHRISMACKS
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
MAGRERR CHRISMACKS
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
DS9's security chief has daddy issues, sure, but he's pretty well balanced for someone yeeted into space and named after an odometer
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
DS9's security chief has daddy issues, sure, but he's pretty well balanced for someone yeeted into space and named after an odometer
The new Running Man makes a good double feature with Glass Onion. They share a similar ethos:
• Fuck these billionaires
• Let's burn their house down
• Fuck these billionaires
• Let's burn their house down
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The new Running Man makes a good double feature with Glass Onion. They share a similar ethos:
• Fuck these billionaires
• Let's burn their house down
• Fuck these billionaires
• Let's burn their house down
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A lot of people film pet videos like they're following the prime directive. I know it's cute, but why the fuck are you just filming a cat walk over your dinner?
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A lot of people film pet videos like they're following the prime directive. I know it's cute, but why the fuck are you just filming a cat walk over your dinner?
This is what arrives when you order a space shuttle off Amazon from a seller with a name like XANULI
OK, for those not in the know...
1. it's not the US shuttle.
2. it's not the flown Buran.
It is Buran 2.01 (serial number 11F35 K3) at the Gromov Flight Research Institute - the third flight prototype of the orbital ship created as part of the Soviet Buran space program.
1. it's not the US shuttle.
2. it's not the flown Buran.
It is Buran 2.01 (serial number 11F35 K3) at the Gromov Flight Research Institute - the third flight prototype of the orbital ship created as part of the Soviet Buran space program.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is what arrives when you order a space shuttle off Amazon from a seller with a name like XANULI
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Edgar Wright in 2007: it would be hilarious if Point Break was set in a small English village
Edgar Wright in 2025: it would be hilarious if Luigi Mangione led a proletariat uprising against our billionaire oppressors
Edgar Wright in 2025: it would be hilarious if Luigi Mangione led a proletariat uprising against our billionaire oppressors
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Edgar Wright in 2007: it would be hilarious if Point Break was set in a small English village
Edgar Wright in 2025: it would be hilarious if Luigi Mangione led a proletariat uprising against our billionaire oppressors
Edgar Wright in 2025: it would be hilarious if Luigi Mangione led a proletariat uprising against our billionaire oppressors
Dearest Husband: Odo must have it bad for Kira if he's joining her antifa resistance cell
Me: If there's one thing fash hates, it another fash
Me: If there's one thing fash hates, it another fash
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dearest Husband: Odo must have it bad for Kira if he's joining her antifa resistance cell
Me: If there's one thing fash hates, it another fash
Me: If there's one thing fash hates, it another fash
The beholder drew from the Deck of Many Things and flipped the Balance card, which changed their alignment to lawful good. They run a kitten orphanage now.
The only thing I have an issue with here is there’s a friendly beholder
That’s just wrong
That’s just wrong
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The beholder drew from the Deck of Many Things and flipped the Balance card, which changed their alignment to lawful good. They run a kitten orphanage now.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Edgar Wright's Running Man relies on the absurd premise that America would be a worse dystopian nightmare if we'd elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as president.
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Edgar Wright's Running Man relies on the absurd premise that America would be a worse dystopian nightmare if we'd elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as president.
Thanksgiving has lost the War on Christmas. The barricades have fallen and November is overrun. Our only hope is to regroup earlier in the year and plan a new counterattack, and that's why I propose transferring our entire defense budget to Spirit Halloween
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thanksgiving has lost the War on Christmas. The barricades have fallen and November is overrun. Our only hope is to regroup earlier in the year and plan a new counterattack, and that's why I propose transferring our entire defense budget to Spirit Halloween