Ah yes, my favorite email "40 more meetings"
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Ah yes, my favorite email "40 more meetings"
Only the things I like will get you into heaven, the things you like are gargled horse balls
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Only the things I like will get you into heaven, the things you like are gargled horse balls
Watching in horror as the family of 7 descends upon the juke box at waffle House
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Watching in horror as the family of 7 descends upon the juke box at waffle House
Ah I see you're wearing your "back the blue molon labe not I but Christ we the people don't tread on me shirt" I'm sure you follow every law
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Ah I see you're wearing your "back the blue molon labe not I but Christ we the people don't tread on me shirt" I'm sure you follow every law
Dante was just a mean girl fr fr
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Dante was just a mean girl fr fr
"here are my thoughts on who is a bastard and how they should suffer for it" - Dante Alighieri
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
"here are my thoughts on who is a bastard and how they should suffer for it" - Dante Alighieri
Yeah, been listening to this podcast where they just sit around and listen for an hour
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Yeah, been listening to this podcast where they just sit around and listen for an hour
"that's not good for you"
I don't think you understand how much I prefer eating *delicious* food to living.
I don't think you understand how much I prefer eating *delicious* food to living.
January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"that's not good for you"
I don't think you understand how much I prefer eating *delicious* food to living.
I don't think you understand how much I prefer eating *delicious* food to living.
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you just stand outside on a street corner with a sign that says "no war but a class war" you will be morally correct 99% of the time over the Harvard educated ghouls that works at the elite liberal media institutions.
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‘Space Fantasy 4’ (1974) by Steve R Dodd.
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
‘Space Fantasy 4’ (1974) by Steve R Dodd.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
My daily affirmations:
*foams at the mouth and rants incoherently*
*taps "Post" button*
*taps "Post" button*
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
My daily affirmations:
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things i am leaving in 2025:
-sneaking up on my enemies
-taking my enemies by surprise
-springing traps on my enemies
things i am doing in 2026
-taking my enemies head on, so that they have time to fear me before i destroy them
-laying waste to my enemies in broad daylight
-more journaling
-sneaking up on my enemies
-taking my enemies by surprise
-springing traps on my enemies
things i am doing in 2026
-taking my enemies head on, so that they have time to fear me before i destroy them
-laying waste to my enemies in broad daylight
-more journaling
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
things i am leaving in 2025:
-sneaking up on my enemies
-taking my enemies by surprise
-springing traps on my enemies
things i am doing in 2026
-taking my enemies head on, so that they have time to fear me before i destroy them
-laying waste to my enemies in broad daylight
-more journaling
-sneaking up on my enemies
-taking my enemies by surprise
-springing traps on my enemies
things i am doing in 2026
-taking my enemies head on, so that they have time to fear me before i destroy them
-laying waste to my enemies in broad daylight
-more journaling
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Art by John Harris - Mass: Cathedral 2 (1978)
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Art by John Harris - Mass: Cathedral 2 (1978)
Different storks for different forks
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Different storks for different forks
*god sweeping up the universe after a letting things go for a bit*
"I just did this two eternities ago. It never ends. What's next? The dishes?"
"I just did this two eternities ago. It never ends. What's next? The dishes?"
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
*god sweeping up the universe after a letting things go for a bit*
"I just did this two eternities ago. It never ends. What's next? The dishes?"
"I just did this two eternities ago. It never ends. What's next? The dishes?"
Jurassic park episode iv: a new hope
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Jurassic park episode iv: a new hope
New year, new raid shadow legends heroes to choose from
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
New year, new raid shadow legends heroes to choose from
*un-News your Year*
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
*un-News your Year*
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happy new year (every year brings the event closer)
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
happy new year (every year brings the event closer)
My new years resolution is to be shot out of a cannon and straight into the sun. Failing this, I resolve to make at least one (1) sandwich
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
My new years resolution is to be shot out of a cannon and straight into the sun. Failing this, I resolve to make at least one (1) sandwich
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Tis I, Montana James, renowned arachniologist. I have travelled to ancient Mesothelioma to translate this coochie-form writing and find the Cradle of Civilization, which belongs in a mausoleum
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tis I, Montana James, renowned arachniologist. I have travelled to ancient Mesothelioma to translate this coochie-form writing and find the Cradle of Civilization, which belongs in a mausoleum
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