Bill McComas ☕🍺🐶🚴🌵🟦
@billmccomas.bsky.social
Humble Superhero sans the Cape. Lover of coffee, dogs, craft beer, bikes, and farting around my house (literally and figuratively).
Wait. I thought it was the Libs controlling the weather.
Someone give her a napkin to wipe the jizz off of her chin.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wait. I thought it was the Libs controlling the weather.
I know the MAGAts struggle with pronouns, but come on with that one.
Hear that, MAGA? He knows you’re idiots.
Even the Russians are mocking this fool.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I know the MAGAts struggle with pronouns, but come on with that one.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
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Correction. Our costume was: "ALLEGED assault with a deli weapon, AN ALLEGATION ULTIMATELY REJECTED BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION."
Our couple’s costume this year is: “Assault with a deli weapon.”
Happy Halloween to everyone except ICE, the National Guard, and other federal law enforcement occupying our city. #FreeDC
Happy Halloween to everyone except ICE, the National Guard, and other federal law enforcement occupying our city. #FreeDC
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Correction. Our costume was: "ALLEGED assault with a deli weapon, AN ALLEGATION ULTIMATELY REJECTED BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION."
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Anytime a politician dies, my first thought is wondering how embarrassing Trump’s tweet about it is going to be.
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Anytime a politician dies, my first thought is wondering how embarrassing Trump’s tweet about it is going to be.
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I actually feel a little sorry for Mike Johnson. Before he became Speaker only a handful of people knew what a smarmy little idiot he was. Now, several hundred million people know.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I actually feel a little sorry for Mike Johnson. Before he became Speaker only a handful of people knew what a smarmy little idiot he was. Now, several hundred million people know.
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“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
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Holy Crap!. This is amazing! Newsom certainly has a great social media game.
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Holy Crap!. This is amazing! Newsom certainly has a great social media game.
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Well worth a read.
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Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Well worth a read.
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk is as disgusting, vile, and reprehensible as Charlie Kirk himself is.
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk is as disgusting, vile, and reprehensible as Charlie Kirk himself is.
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
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It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting.
If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting.
If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
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For the Pritzker fans (like me), this is a great speech he made:
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For the Pritzker fans (like me), this is a great speech he made:
Did any of these feckless twat waffles touch the border wall before they started painting it. It would be hot as Hades no matter what color it was.
Just more political theater.
Not sure what the plan is for night time.
Just more political theater.
Not sure what the plan is for night time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Did any of these feckless twat waffles touch the border wall before they started painting it. It would be hot as Hades no matter what color it was.
Just more political theater.
Not sure what the plan is for night time.
Just more political theater.
Not sure what the plan is for night time.
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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BREAKING: Dean Cain will be inducted into the Herschel Walker Law Enforce Hall of Fame.
August 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BREAKING: Dean Cain will be inducted into the Herschel Walker Law Enforce Hall of Fame.
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Women dressed in
Handmaid regalia follow
GOP Congressman Rep. Mike Flood NEBRASKA (R)
Handmaid regalia follow
GOP Congressman Rep. Mike Flood NEBRASKA (R)
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Women dressed in
Handmaid regalia follow
GOP Congressman Rep. Mike Flood NEBRASKA (R)
Handmaid regalia follow
GOP Congressman Rep. Mike Flood NEBRASKA (R)
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Well said, @voteannjohnson.bsky.social Love what the Texas Dems are doing to fight for our democracy.
August 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well said, @voteannjohnson.bsky.social Love what the Texas Dems are doing to fight for our democracy.
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SNL really should bring Melissa McCarthy back, throw a blonde wig and a comically oversized crucifix necklace on her and have her do the same exact shtick, motorized podium and all.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a podium with the letters snl on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a podium with the letters snl on it
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
SNL really should bring Melissa McCarthy back, throw a blonde wig and a comically oversized crucifix necklace on her and have her do the same exact shtick, motorized podium and all.
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So, what you're telling me is that he could rape a child in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose any support either?
July 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
So, what you're telling me is that he could rape a child in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose any support either?