Bill Eldridge
@bill-eld.bsky.social
Student Chaplain, Theologian, Librarian-in-training, Anarchist.
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Bill Eldridge
@bill-eld.bsky.social
· Jun 27
So I've been looking for work since January. Keep interviewing and applying and applying and interviewing and getting nowhere, and my money reserves are well and truly gone. If you can help, or share, please do.
Venmo: @Bill-Eldridge
Venmo: @Bill-Eldridge
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Wife: “What does charity mean in Christian theology?”
“Love, mostly.”
Wife: “Okay. And in Judaism it’s tzedakah, which is justice, and in neither case should it matter if you get a tax deduction.”
“Right.”
“Love, mostly.”
Wife: “Okay. And in Judaism it’s tzedakah, which is justice, and in neither case should it matter if you get a tax deduction.”
“Right.”
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Wife: “What does charity mean in Christian theology?”
“Love, mostly.”
Wife: “Okay. And in Judaism it’s tzedakah, which is justice, and in neither case should it matter if you get a tax deduction.”
“Right.”
“Love, mostly.”
Wife: “Okay. And in Judaism it’s tzedakah, which is justice, and in neither case should it matter if you get a tax deduction.”
“Right.”
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"Emperor Tiddles! We have just received a report! The Earthman yet lives!"
"WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"
"WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Emperor Tiddles! We have just received a report! The Earthman yet lives!"
"WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"
"WHAT? GORDON'S ALIVE?"
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
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I know a couple people who made a minor fortune on dot coms, and who then just quit tech and started doing weird stuff that brought them joy. They just didn’t need any more money than they had.
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I know a couple people who made a minor fortune on dot coms, and who then just quit tech and started doing weird stuff that brought them joy. They just didn’t need any more money than they had.
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I will live in eternal communion with all mankind in Christ 👍
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will live in eternal communion with all mankind in Christ 👍
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I can, and will
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can, and will
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If you check other photos, a fish biologist actually shows him how the lampreys latch on first.
RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.
nezperce.org/uncategorize...
RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.
nezperce.org/uncategorize...
Nez Perce Tribe hosts HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - Nez Perce Tribe
Lenore, Idaho- On July 24, 2025, the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., visited the Nez Perce Tribal fish hatchery to meet with tribal leadership and key Fisheries staff to discuss the importance of preserving traditional foods and the importance of tribal cultural knowledge in addressing the health and well-being
nezperce.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you check other photos, a fish biologist actually shows him how the lampreys latch on first.
RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.
nezperce.org/uncategorize...
RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.
nezperce.org/uncategorize...
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Obviously they can’t get Trump to help, but I actually think it’s very clever politicking to lobby RFK and emphasize that these are traditional foods, because you know what he’s like about those. Dude went away gushing about removing dams and helping the salmon run.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Obviously they can’t get Trump to help, but I actually think it’s very clever politicking to lobby RFK and emphasize that these are traditional foods, because you know what he’s like about those. Dude went away gushing about removing dams and helping the salmon run.
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Okay, this causes me physical pain to say, but RFK is (for once) not actually being a total weirdo here. He’s a guest of the Nez Perce at a fish hatchery. The Pacific lamprey and the salmon are culturally important to the Nez Perce people, and they are lobbying to remove dams from the Snake River.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Okay, this causes me physical pain to say, but RFK is (for once) not actually being a total weirdo here. He’s a guest of the Nez Perce at a fish hatchery. The Pacific lamprey and the salmon are culturally important to the Nez Perce people, and they are lobbying to remove dams from the Snake River.
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
*"In The Arms Of The Angels" plays*
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December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
*"In The Arms Of The Angels" plays*
For just 17 cents a day, you can contribute to the care and feeding of these majestic creatures...
For just 17 cents a day, you can contribute to the care and feeding of these majestic creatures...
It's Advent, so naturally it's time to drip Liturgical Folk into my veins via IV.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's Advent, so naturally it's time to drip Liturgical Folk into my veins via IV.
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I’d like to point out that the OU girl’s paper would have gotten a failing grade in every one of my many many theology courses at three different schools, and invariably with far harsher commentary from the profs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’d like to point out that the OU girl’s paper would have gotten a failing grade in every one of my many many theology courses at three different schools, and invariably with far harsher commentary from the profs.
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Post your favorite one!
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Post your favorite one!
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
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Do all the good you can... in all the places you can... good job Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Do all the good you can... in all the places you can... good job Grambo
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why is his name...
"GRAMBO"
it's so perfect !
"GRAMBO"
it's so perfect !
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
why is his name...
"GRAMBO"
it's so perfect !
"GRAMBO"
it's so perfect !
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also... he has a whistle!
he's good to go!
he's good to go!
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
also... he has a whistle!
he's good to go!
he's good to go!
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Now we definitely need to get this white man a helmet because 28 miles per hour is very fast and he could be harmed
but he is on the right track
but he is on the right track
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Now we definitely need to get this white man a helmet because 28 miles per hour is very fast and he could be harmed
but he is on the right track
but he is on the right track
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you
🫵
are
supposed
to
help
people
🫵
are
supposed
to
help
people
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you
🫵
are
supposed
to
help
people
🫵
are
supposed
to
help
people
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"I can help some people"
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"I can help some people"
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
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"and go yell at them"
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"and go yell at them"
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He took that near sightedness and above average income hopped on his scooter and got to getting!!!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
He took that near sightedness and above average income hopped on his scooter and got to getting!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!