Mimi Snortlepants
bibi-the-great.bsky.social
Mimi Snortlepants
@bibi-the-great.bsky.social
Helped build the interwebnet pre 2000.

Followers will be blocked for following. This is my void and I'll scream into it, alone.
I loved you... I really loved you, you sunny week of Easter hols.
I changed my life, my wardrobe and 15 tog duvet for you.
Then you do this...
April 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It saddens me to say it.
Bluesky just isn't as interactive as the 'other place'.

If they could just nail down the notification 'ping'. 👍
March 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I see the new X logo has landed...
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
@bsky.app
I'm missing getting notifications from people I love to follow and their replies, real time.

Can you please sort this?
January 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do you think streaming companies know we put their enforced adverts on mute?
January 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Snowed in Sunday.

So it's OK to have expresso martini's for breakfast and spend the afternoon luxuriating in the bath.

(Snowed in Sunday law).
January 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Did you know you can bake almost anything in a rectangular dish in the oven and call it a casserole? No inspector comes by with a checklist or asking to see your recipe or anything
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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And stay out!
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Thank god no CEOs were murdered today, only a teacher and student. That was a close one.
December 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I need bulletpoint notes as it's not happening for me @bsky.app

(I'm over 30).
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Dec 26
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
December 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I have a new grandson and beyond the bliss of knitting him teeny tiny cardigans, is knowing I'll be showing him the world through my eyes.

Boy, is he screwed.
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I ignore all skeets that don't know how to capitalise.
December 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I'm learning to play piano in my 50's.

I don't care what they say about old dogs.

I've nailed Cmajor, G7 and Fmajor.

I'm like a battalion.
December 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Looking forward to 2025 like…
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I'm so pleased the UK government is sending Peter Mandleson to the US.

With several scandals under his belt, he knows how to talk with Republicans.
December 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Is America crazy?

Don't get me wrong. There's a lot about individual Americans I like.

But I'm starting to think there may be dumfuckery abounding.
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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You're terrible, Muriel!
And now you get a follow.
December 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Wendy's: Our food sucks but at least we dont snitch on our customers.
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Still kinda surprised nobody’s come up with a boner pill called “Wonderection.”
December 10, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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Good to see one of our pilots pass his annual instrument rating.
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Thoughts?
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Perfectly timed capture…..Hells Canyon Scenic Byway, Oregon 🇺🇸👏👏👏
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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And doesn't leave his dirty clothes rotting on the floor or dishes in the sink, loves the sound of rain and volunteers at an animal shelter.
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Latest reports are that the killer is an incredible cook and a generous lover
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM