Troutmask Replicant (he/him)
@bfloe.bsky.social
Dad, songwriter, cc professor of English, stuffed animal baby, backpacking, ADHD (probably), wants to read books… usually plays video games, eat the rich (and so forth), married a goddess of the lower 48, exvangelical.
The main thing about that show where celebrities eat hot wings is that watching anyone talk while they eat is hell.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The main thing about that show where celebrities eat hot wings is that watching anyone talk while they eat is hell.
Oh cool cool cool. Now I wonder what he was predicting ten years ago? I’m sure it all came true,right?
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh cool cool cool. Now I wonder what he was predicting ten years ago? I’m sure it all came true,right?
While Anthony Kiedis and Bill Cosby don’t really sound very similar, it is seemlessly easy to sing “Give it away now” in a Cosby voice. And let’s just say that it works “thematically.” I’m not sure what to do with this information. Please advise.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
While Anthony Kiedis and Bill Cosby don’t really sound very similar, it is seemlessly easy to sing “Give it away now” in a Cosby voice. And let’s just say that it works “thematically.” I’m not sure what to do with this information. Please advise.
Yeah…
It was clear from the beginning that ICE staffing up was going to be a full employment program for racists, barroom bullies and wife beaters
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah…
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Autism does not need to be cured
Ableism does
The end
Ableism does
The end
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Autism does not need to be cured
Ableism does
The end
Ableism does
The end
If you have children, they are not obligated to trust and respect you. You need to earn that.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you have children, they are not obligated to trust and respect you. You need to earn that.
Don’t forget that the president of the United States believes that 300,000,000 Americans died of drug overdoses last year.
September 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Don’t forget that the president of the United States believes that 300,000,000 Americans died of drug overdoses last year.
Call me old fashioned but I still think Black Lives Matter.
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Call me old fashioned but I still think Black Lives Matter.
Have a plan. Work the problems as they come up.
August 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Have a plan. Work the problems as they come up.
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This is so good.
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is so good.
Must be very hard for him to be separated from his family like that… 👀
Tom Homan says he has received so much hate for his positions on immigration that he is unable to live safely with his family.
Trump’s Border Czar Living Separately From Wife Due to Death Threats
The top immigration official told a podcast host that it is too dangerous for him to live at home.
trib.al
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Must be very hard for him to be separated from his family like that… 👀
It is hard to believe that there is one single person who believes that a swift and decisive military action in the SWANA region can lead to a positive result without negative consequences.
And yet here we are.
And yet here we are.
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is hard to believe that there is one single person who believes that a swift and decisive military action in the SWANA region can lead to a positive result without negative consequences.
And yet here we are.
And yet here we are.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
A cool thing about promoting your band on the gram is that you can learn that people will only watch 14 seconds of your 24 second video giving a preview of a song from the new album. Are we cooked, y’all?
June 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A cool thing about promoting your band on the gram is that you can learn that people will only watch 14 seconds of your 24 second video giving a preview of a song from the new album. Are we cooked, y’all?
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The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.
AI sucks, huh Greg?
May 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
AI sucks, huh Greg?
It’s not the most important thing going on, but cancelling Around the Horn is infuriating.
May 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s not the most important thing going on, but cancelling Around the Horn is infuriating.
Yeah, they should be celebrating his rich history of protecting sex predators and excluding gay people.
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
May 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yeah, they should be celebrating his rich history of protecting sex predators and excluding gay people.
The truth is that for my whole life, the friendships I formed outside church were always kinder and more genuine than those inside the church.
May 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The truth is that for my whole life, the friendships I formed outside church were always kinder and more genuine than those inside the church.
God comes by for a good time, but you say “hide me in a rock so I can watch you pass by as antimatter”
April 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
God comes by for a good time, but you say “hide me in a rock so I can watch you pass by as antimatter”
An excellent thread about fascism and the aesthetics of fascism.
I showed my wife, a historian, the Kristi Noem video. She said “holy shit!” It’s a lot. A brief thread on bodies. It begins in the alt text below… 1/
March 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
An excellent thread about fascism and the aesthetics of fascism.
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I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing.
But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing.
But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
Gwen Stefani is an anti abortion maga tradwife? Damn that sucks.
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Gwen Stefani is an anti abortion maga tradwife? Damn that sucks.