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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'

"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"

(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Their names are Airport, Subway, Briefcase, Suitcase, Ticket, Passport, and Tram. #CatsOfBluesky
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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“You never been in the military so you wouldn’t understand. Sometimes you loot a tabard off your enemy, let’s say the Scarlet Crusade, and where it around. Forever. That doesn’t make me a Light fascist. Also I hate Forsaken.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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don’t think this vid can ever be topped
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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GameStop's response to one of their stores still having a 'Halo 3' mural from 2007:

"We'll take it down when something better comes out"
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Why do they call it an Xbox One? Because you take ONE look at it, then you walk away.
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lol
the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Valorstones are dead!
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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doing that thing where i slouch deep into my chair, brooding, one arm on the armrest holding a can of beer, except instead of slouching i have perfect posture, and instead of beer i have a glass of water
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D

guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort".

guy 1:

(loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room)

guy 1: uh oh! :D
September 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Uncle Mark always saying some shit like this.
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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September 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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It seems that the only trans person known to be in the orbit of this horrific Kirk assassination saga expressed shock and horror, and immediately cooperated fully with law enforcement.
September 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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A mariachi band mistook a ‘Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle’ screening for ‘Toy Story’ and started playing ‘You’ve Got a Friend in Me’ during the end credits 😂

🎥 uli_osu | TW
September 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Now you C-D-See it, now you don't.
@theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM