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On dusky, niggling, Gypsy, and other troublesome words...
No offense, but . . .
[a few words about a few nettlesome words]
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
On dusky, niggling, Gypsy, and other troublesome words...
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1. Don't snitch-tag.
2. Don't explain to people what they just said.
3. Don't "correct" people's jokes.
4. Don't respond seriously to silly little posts.
5. Don't respond trivially to obviously serious posts.
6. Don't "jocularly insult" people you don't know.
The rest is commentary.
2. Don't explain to people what they just said.
3. Don't "correct" people's jokes.
4. Don't respond seriously to silly little posts.
5. Don't respond trivially to obviously serious posts.
6. Don't "jocularly insult" people you don't know.
The rest is commentary.
People should have to pass a social media etiquette class before they’re allowed to purchase a smart phone.
July 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
1. Don't snitch-tag.
2. Don't explain to people what they just said.
3. Don't "correct" people's jokes.
4. Don't respond seriously to silly little posts.
5. Don't respond trivially to obviously serious posts.
6. Don't "jocularly insult" people you don't know.
The rest is commentary.
2. Don't explain to people what they just said.
3. Don't "correct" people's jokes.
4. Don't respond seriously to silly little posts.
5. Don't respond trivially to obviously serious posts.
6. Don't "jocularly insult" people you don't know.
The rest is commentary.
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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It’s not Nazism unless it comes from the Hitler region of Eastern Europe. This is just sparkling white power.
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s not Nazism unless it comes from the Hitler region of Eastern Europe. This is just sparkling white power.
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I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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What is it about white nationalists that makes them obsessed with IQ, and “high IQ”? Clark was like that too. Always talking about how he was “five standard deviations above the norm” in IQ. We used to laugh at him behind his back about it.
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
What is it about white nationalists that makes them obsessed with IQ, and “high IQ”? Clark was like that too. Always talking about how he was “five standard deviations above the norm” in IQ. We used to laugh at him behind his back about it.
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This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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Who ain’t a slave? Tell me that.
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Who ain’t a slave? Tell me that.
Eutopian Distressed Ballcap
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. • 100%…
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. • 100%…
Eutopian Distressed Ballcap
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. • 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill • Soft crown • 6 sewn eyelets • 6 stitched rows on the brim…
benjamin.day
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Eutopian Distressed Ballcap
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. • 100%…
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. • 100%…
The Eutopia Project
EUTOPIA
EUTOPIA
The Eutopia Project
EUTOPIA
benjamin.day
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Eutopia Project
EUTOPIA
EUTOPIA
Don’t Be Afraid, Queen
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Don’t Be Afraid, Queen
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
benjamin.day
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don’t Be Afraid, Queen
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
A text to my dead friend about how I'm glad he can rest.
All Souls’ Day
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
benjamin.day
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A text to my dead friend about how I'm glad he can rest.
Halloween
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not afraid of you.
Halloween
I'm not afraid of you.
benjamin.day
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Halloween
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not afraid of you.
Freedom & Control
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Freedom & Control
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
benjamin.day
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Freedom & Control
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
Staying in control of your writing in the post-internet age.
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Google obliterated their search function for this
March 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Google obliterated their search function for this
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stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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i love using social media when it's nice out. it just underscores how important this work is, how vital it is that i post here
April 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
i love using social media when it's nice out. it just underscores how important this work is, how vital it is that i post here
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No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober
May 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober
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catch u guys later my ride's here
April 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
catch u guys later my ride's here
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Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever
April 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever
You vs your profile pic
April 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
You vs your profile pic