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Ben Horgan 🖖
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Pizza, Atlanta United, Star Trek. FoD

Not necessarily this order

Pizza at crusherspizza.com
Why did I hide a strand of lights from myself?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Friday at Crushers, getting crushed, making pizza
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
3 years of pizza! I'm gonna eat this whole damn thing to celebrate
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The guy who played the dad of the rich kid Waldo in the 1994 classic The Little rascals gave president Clinton a blowie?
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Stargate rules. The movie rules, SG1 rules, Atlantis rules. SGU rules.

Stargate rules
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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From now on whenever I get a medical bill that requires me to log in somewhere with a password before I can even SEE it, I’m not paying it. If it’s so secret I guess it’s none of my business.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
1000%! We went to an elderly neighbors house and you could just see the joy he got seeing every kid in costume. It's a great way to build community with your neighbors
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can a reporter please ask a follow up question, like if he employs Darth Vader does that mean he's Emperor Palpatine? Does he know who Palpatine is? The Sith?

Why does he only use Dark Side of the force imagery? Just ask him
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But for real. Everything my restaurant uses is apparently on AWS.
WIFE: *reading the news* There was an AWS outage today and the cloud was down.

ME: *not looking up from my phone* that's called fog, Sharon
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was a part owner of a bowling alley, and we never would've made it but we found a similar guy named Rich. Basically rebuilt 32 A2 pinsetters from the 60's and made them talk to the cloud based POS. Dude was a wizard
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's really weird that Grima Wormtongue is real and looks exactly like you'd think
September 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
5 years without a drop of alcohol!
September 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm making a new wing sauce, it's a ghost pepper sauce called Sub Rosa
September 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I got sued! I had to change the name of my pizza shop!
Allow myself to reintroduce myself as Crusher's Pizza & Wings!
Same great pizza, same weird owner obsessed with Star Trek!
September 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We could stop children getting shot in schools. We could stop it.

Our elected leaders would rather our children die than say no to literal blood money from the NRA. Fucking ghouls
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
K Pop Demon Hunters absolutely rules and was even better on the big screen! I need to know about Rumi's parents in a prequel series that explores all the bands that came before HUNTR/X
August 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
August 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sometimes you just need a big ole chicken parm sandwich on fresh sesame focaccia.
August 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Does Cuomo think he's Klingon?
Easily one of the funniest posts all year
August 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This feels aimed directly at me
The "Star Trek Wines" team is introducing a set of alcohol-alternative spirits in 2026, branded as Synthehol

#StarTrek
August 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Life is too short for boring pizza
July 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Atlanta United are undefeated when I'm given free club level tickets.

So just send those Truist Club seats to me if you care about the team
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hey Trek people! Umm I'm getting sued and have to change my pizza shop's name.
What trek reference character or ship should I name my Detroit style pizza shop after?
July 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM