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Surely the escalating pace of major cyber attacks shutting production lines down all around the world should tell us we either need to take cyber security much, much more seriously than we currently do, or that we should stop connecting literally everything to the internet.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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same
please contact me if you control "dark money" and want to pay me to promote high rise trousers, walkable neighborhoods, and adopting shelter animals
August 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The Terminator series consists of exactly two movies. Any others you might remember are clearly a symptom of your fevered imagination.
August 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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fuck the Matrix seems pretty good right now. It's just the '90s forever? Climate change hasn't really started to bite yet? Thank you AI overlords. that's really a solid.
August 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Candidate elected: Vica Bayley (Greens, Clark 2) This is the first time ever that two non-major-party candidates have been elected 1 and 2 in a division. #politas
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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If you're really good at your job, you will reach a point where the only way to progress up the pay scale is to stop doing that job that you're brilliant at and instead become a "manager", an entirely different discipline which you may not be suited to.
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Did some Clark scrutineering today and if anyone thinks @john_macgowan would be the wildest pile to watch the preference flow from, naaaah it is Elise Archer. Easily. #politas
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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lots of speculation about the obamas getting divorced but the thing you have to understand is that we need affordable housing
July 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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What are the craziest baseball logos in history?
I'll start with the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers.
June 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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MSG is tastier and healthier than salt. We should be replacing salt with MSG - it would be a lot quicker than reducing it from our diets.
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Woke: the Australian electoral system great

Bespoke: Hare Clarke with Robson Rotation is a thing of spiritual purity and must be defended with our souls
June 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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This pathetic fear of being seen to work with the Greens in any way, shape or form is becoming increasingly ludicrous and tiresome. I guess he’s trying to impress Comrade Albo in the big tent.
June 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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If the face emojis can have different skin colours, the beer emoji should let you choose a colour too.
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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holy shit, the numerology stuff is right
May 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Everyone gets their election thinkpiece. This is mine: Malcolm Roberts Vs Gerald Rennick for a final Senate spot is the Godzilla vs King Kong match-up of this election, but only if the lizard and the big ape were tiny figurines carved from rancid tins of spam, fighting it out in a burning toilet.
This is why we can have nice things.
Today is the Festival of Schadenfreude.
open.substack.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This one was my favourite for unintentionally making Albo look way better
May 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Gotta hurt dropping something like and then losing to a muppet
May 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Anyone who says "All politicians are the same" is an idiot. You think Corbyn and Farage are the same, and Tony Blair too? Michael Gove got the same ideas and motivations as Mhairi Black? Caroline Lucas no different to Liz Truss?
May 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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You too Peter
May 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Forgot about this yesterday as I was busy getting ready to go soo the leaves changing colour at tarn shelf. You’ve probably seen it before. thenib.com/anzac-day/
Anzac Day: Australia’s Uneasy Commemoration of War | The Nib
Australia’s Uneasy Commemoration of War
thenib.com
April 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I work in a profession that uses the word 'premises' for shops and pubs etc. a lot. Can we all agree that, even talking in the singular it is still 'premises'. Premise is not the singular, it is the basis for a work or theory. It drives me nuts, and am now correcting colleagues.
April 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Francis staying alive long enough to tell jd Vance he’s a bad catholic… that’s why he’s the goat pope
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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i can't believe the greens voted with trump against the cprs
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM