Beijing Noodle
@beijingnoodle.bsky.social
25, hobby writer. I am too deep into the fandoms to ever leave. I will mostly post about Arthurian legend and Star Wars
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Beijing Noodle
@beijingnoodle.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Sometimes I come up with stories after carefully thinking over ideas and seeing what works. And other times I come up with ideas by going “what if this Eldritch Horror character I have met Peter Pan and hated him?”
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Death of Baldr, god of light
Blessed winter solstice, darkest day of the year
Blessed winter solstice, darkest day of the year
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Death of Baldr, god of light
Blessed winter solstice, darkest day of the year
Blessed winter solstice, darkest day of the year
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touch starved 🪶
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
touch starved 🪶
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and indie artists and sex workers are getting crucified for existing
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
and indie artists and sex workers are getting crucified for existing
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i too am in the fieren mines so to speak
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i too am in the fieren mines so to speak
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The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The presidency, governorships, and mayors' offices are not entry-level positions.
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there's a lot of amazing symbolism in Frankenstein including the creature's growl, which he did because it's really horny
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
there's a lot of amazing symbolism in Frankenstein including the creature's growl, which he did because it's really horny
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I did in fact write to wacom telling them that asking me to use a toothpick to draw is offensive and they can't keep Apple-fying their pens at the expense of my joints and ligaments
Like are they making tools for artists or not
Like are they making tools for artists or not
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I did in fact write to wacom telling them that asking me to use a toothpick to draw is offensive and they can't keep Apple-fying their pens at the expense of my joints and ligaments
Like are they making tools for artists or not
Like are they making tools for artists or not
Me: *seeing a fictional male character*
Me: I want to see him get pregnant
Me: I want to see him get pregnant
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: *seeing a fictional male character*
Me: I want to see him get pregnant
Me: I want to see him get pregnant
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November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I need more survival/prepper things to come in pink
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I need more survival/prepper things to come in pink
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
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Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.
How times change.
How times change.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.
How times change.
How times change.
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Tell Mastercard and Visa about this. When you call tell them you're going to petition your bank to switch. Doesn't matter how much you think they would. It happened.
Funny story: my bank recently sent out an emergency notification letter, which stated they were sending me a new debit card, because they had changed vendors. The old card was a MasterCard. The new one arrived - it’s Discover.
Looks like even banks are noping out of MasterCard’s madness.
Looks like even banks are noping out of MasterCard’s madness.
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tell Mastercard and Visa about this. When you call tell them you're going to petition your bank to switch. Doesn't matter how much you think they would. It happened.
I will still never understand why my family when I started dating an autistic guy when I was eighteen thought it was at all normal to say “it’s kind of like your dating your brother” just because my brother is also autistic. I very quickly broke up with that poor guy because they made it so awful
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I will still never understand why my family when I started dating an autistic guy when I was eighteen thought it was at all normal to say “it’s kind of like your dating your brother” just because my brother is also autistic. I very quickly broke up with that poor guy because they made it so awful
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SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
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The wind is around 15 mph right now.
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The wind is around 15 mph right now.
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We won
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We won
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Happy Halloween from Leon and Bishop!!! Leon is wondering why his spacesuit is different... 🤔
#leonskennedy
#leonskennedy
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Happy Halloween from Leon and Bishop!!! Leon is wondering why his spacesuit is different... 🤔
#leonskennedy
#leonskennedy
Arthurian tropes I cannot stand:
Courtly Love
Random person in King Arthur’s Court
Who Is The Mysterious Black Knight!?! [Its Lancelot]
Guenivere is such an awful woman UWU
Any of the knights forcing themselves on anyone and it being okay narratively [WHO LET THE FRENCH BACK IN THE HOUSE!?!]
Courtly Love
Random person in King Arthur’s Court
Who Is The Mysterious Black Knight!?! [Its Lancelot]
Guenivere is such an awful woman UWU
Any of the knights forcing themselves on anyone and it being okay narratively [WHO LET THE FRENCH BACK IN THE HOUSE!?!]
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Arthurian tropes I cannot stand:
Courtly Love
Random person in King Arthur’s Court
Who Is The Mysterious Black Knight!?! [Its Lancelot]
Guenivere is such an awful woman UWU
Any of the knights forcing themselves on anyone and it being okay narratively [WHO LET THE FRENCH BACK IN THE HOUSE!?!]
Courtly Love
Random person in King Arthur’s Court
Who Is The Mysterious Black Knight!?! [Its Lancelot]
Guenivere is such an awful woman UWU
Any of the knights forcing themselves on anyone and it being okay narratively [WHO LET THE FRENCH BACK IN THE HOUSE!?!]
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‘Pontypool, my Pontypool!’
Pontypool might be the thing I love the most about horror. I’ve encountered it in four formats and two countries and loved all of them.
Pontypool might be the thing I love the most about horror. I’ve encountered it in four formats and two countries and loved all of them.
Without saying Halloween, Name your fav film to watch on Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
‘Pontypool, my Pontypool!’
Pontypool might be the thing I love the most about horror. I’ve encountered it in four formats and two countries and loved all of them.
Pontypool might be the thing I love the most about horror. I’ve encountered it in four formats and two countries and loved all of them.
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Let's keep showing them how profoundly irritating we can be, because they have an easy out. It's right there!
Source familiar with MasterCard‘s internal workings: The company finds the censorship focus from consumers “profoundly irritating“ amid larger political issues — they want the controversy around paypros censorship to quietly disappear
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Let's keep showing them how profoundly irritating we can be, because they have an easy out. It's right there!
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4 days left to support this audio drama adaptation of Frankenstein with an award-winning trans cast!
Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!
Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
4 days left to support this audio drama adaptation of Frankenstein with an award-winning trans cast!
Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!
Find out more at igg.me/at/refrank!