Matt Behrens
banner
behrends.ca
Matt Behrens
@behrends.ca
Here for the dessert
Reposted by Matt Behrens
Putting people who tell jokes and people who don't understand jokes on the same internet was a genius move.
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
oopsie i did a coupsie
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea’s president says he’s 'very sorry' for causing anxiety with martial law declaration.
December 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
Good morning, Bluesky America. Please water your REAL Christmas tree.
Water your real Christmas tree.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
They’re gonna do a study on Seahawks fans in 40 years and find it has a similar effect that smoking or eating processed food does to our longevity and health and they’ll look back at this day as one of the main causes.
December 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.

His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
*pressure intensifies*
October 28, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Some helpful hints in this thread.
🦋 WELCOME TO BLUESKY! I recommend exploring our custom feeds, which are a little like hashtags but more interesting. We have them for academic and professional subjects, sports, cities, hobbies (e.g., gardening, baking), and many more. Search them in the sidebar under Feeds. 🧵
November 14, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by Matt Behrens
If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM