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Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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I got 3 dollars and need to buy food this week, if you can, please consider donating...
paypal.me/kernelDecoy
ko-fi.com/kerneldecoy
paypal.me/kernelDecoy
ko-fi.com/kerneldecoy
Pay Kernel Decoy using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/kernelDecoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I got 3 dollars and need to buy food this week, if you can, please consider donating...
paypal.me/kernelDecoy
ko-fi.com/kerneldecoy
paypal.me/kernelDecoy
ko-fi.com/kerneldecoy
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this is that resident evil bath tub with the key in the bottom and when you unplug the drain a zombie walks up behind you.
i mixed two bath bombs together and it turned the bath the color of sewage water. quite awesome!
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this is that resident evil bath tub with the key in the bottom and when you unplug the drain a zombie walks up behind you.
Finally did it.
I bought Posh Bread.
I bought Posh Bread.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finally did it.
I bought Posh Bread.
I bought Posh Bread.
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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started playing chrono trigger today
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
started playing chrono trigger today
I kinda want pizza, but I don't have the ca$h monay, and also it's immoral to make pizza guys come out in the snow.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I kinda want pizza, but I don't have the ca$h monay, and also it's immoral to make pizza guys come out in the snow.
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Fucking pissed myself when Toby Fox showed this in the stream
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fucking pissed myself when Toby Fox showed this in the stream
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I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
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"don't (open a folder in windows explorer and keep it open) cause people need to access that"
Fuck you, Shitty Coworker, that is absolutely NOT how it works,
Fuck you, Shitty Coworker, that is absolutely NOT how it works,
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"don't (open a folder in windows explorer and keep it open) cause people need to access that"
Fuck you, Shitty Coworker, that is absolutely NOT how it works,
Fuck you, Shitty Coworker, that is absolutely NOT how it works,
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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You're paying for cigarettes at a gas station when some Guy Smiley motherfucker slides up and asks, "How was that transaction? Was that good for you?" You wouldn't tell him shit, so don't give Paypal word one, either.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You're paying for cigarettes at a gas station when some Guy Smiley motherfucker slides up and asks, "How was that transaction? Was that good for you?" You wouldn't tell him shit, so don't give Paypal word one, either.
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there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
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This BS with Paypal is getting ridiculous.
For the love of god, never give them any extra information than you have to. You don't know how they're going to use it against you or the people you're working with.
For the love of god, never give them any extra information than you have to. You don't know how they're going to use it against you or the people you're working with.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This BS with Paypal is getting ridiculous.
For the love of god, never give them any extra information than you have to. You don't know how they're going to use it against you or the people you're working with.
For the love of god, never give them any extra information than you have to. You don't know how they're going to use it against you or the people you're working with.
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[ vore ( endo , energy absorption ) , micro , squeezing ]
Prompt month 7: Battery refilling
Even micro-sized fellas can fill a battery in a pinch if they don't mind some squeezing and a very restful sleep after
Prompt month 7: Battery refilling
Even micro-sized fellas can fill a battery in a pinch if they don't mind some squeezing and a very restful sleep after
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
[ vore ( endo , energy absorption ) , micro , squeezing ]
Prompt month 7: Battery refilling
Even micro-sized fellas can fill a battery in a pinch if they don't mind some squeezing and a very restful sleep after
Prompt month 7: Battery refilling
Even micro-sized fellas can fill a battery in a pinch if they don't mind some squeezing and a very restful sleep after
I beat Green deck Balatro, I am god.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I beat Green deck Balatro, I am god.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ah, bored at work again. :)
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ah, bored at work again. :)
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Well, the fullbody at least is done.
Behold, your Goddesses:
◀️Domination
🔽Determination
➡️Devastation
and despair.
Behold, your Goddesses:
◀️Domination
🔽Determination
➡️Devastation
and despair.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Well, the fullbody at least is done.
Behold, your Goddesses:
◀️Domination
🔽Determination
➡️Devastation
and despair.
Behold, your Goddesses:
◀️Domination
🔽Determination
➡️Devastation
and despair.
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Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
Steam tells you your lifetime spend total, mine is apparently 9 grand. Lmao.
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Steam tells you your lifetime spend total, mine is apparently 9 grand. Lmao.