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Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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It's just so fucking good. I beat Zero Mission the same day my dad brought it home with him from America for me. Fucking brilliant. Apex of the 2Ds, fuck me. So good.
Also Zero Mission is the only one I'm pr good at. It's so much more freeform. So many dev-intended skipz
Also Zero Mission is the only one I'm pr good at. It's so much more freeform. So many dev-intended skipz
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's just so fucking good. I beat Zero Mission the same day my dad brought it home with him from America for me. Fucking brilliant. Apex of the 2Ds, fuck me. So good.
Also Zero Mission is the only one I'm pr good at. It's so much more freeform. So many dev-intended skipz
Also Zero Mission is the only one I'm pr good at. It's so much more freeform. So many dev-intended skipz
We didn't deserve MP Remastered. It's grace is too good for us. God. DAMNIT.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We didn't deserve MP Remastered. It's grace is too good for us. God. DAMNIT.
Mfw I small for people and then people I DO NOT small for think I will small for them.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mfw I small for people and then people I DO NOT small for think I will small for them.
University of American Samoa, for Christ's sake!?
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
University of American Samoa, for Christ's sake!?
LOOK IN MY EEEEEEYES
WHAT DOOO YOU SEEEEEE
PLAYING COPS ON YOURRR TEEVEEEEEEE
WHAT DOOO YOU SEEEEEE
PLAYING COPS ON YOURRR TEEVEEEEEEE
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
LOOK IN MY EEEEEEYES
WHAT DOOO YOU SEEEEEE
PLAYING COPS ON YOURRR TEEVEEEEEEE
WHAT DOOO YOU SEEEEEE
PLAYING COPS ON YOURRR TEEVEEEEEEE
Look upon my works, and despair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Look upon my works, and despair.
God, it's so fuckin good. I mean, not really, but it was the first one I played and it hits different these days for some reason. Fuck Nightmare, tho, hard as balls.
Also, BIG fan of "fight a boss enemy you thought was invincible" as a bit.
Also, BIG fan of "fight a boss enemy you thought was invincible" as a bit.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God, it's so fuckin good. I mean, not really, but it was the first one I played and it hits different these days for some reason. Fuck Nightmare, tho, hard as balls.
Also, BIG fan of "fight a boss enemy you thought was invincible" as a bit.
Also, BIG fan of "fight a boss enemy you thought was invincible" as a bit.
Aye that is my name, eBay, thank you, well done
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Aye that is my name, eBay, thank you, well done
Fuckin Peak. Like Stella said. The best Metroid game, easily. The best SNES game, possibly.
But fuck me, Meridia sucks. And the item selection controls. And the Metroids wouldn't get tf off me in Tourian.
But fuck me, Meridia sucks. And the item selection controls. And the Metroids wouldn't get tf off me in Tourian.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fuckin Peak. Like Stella said. The best Metroid game, easily. The best SNES game, possibly.
But fuck me, Meridia sucks. And the item selection controls. And the Metroids wouldn't get tf off me in Tourian.
But fuck me, Meridia sucks. And the item selection controls. And the Metroids wouldn't get tf off me in Tourian.
Me and who. There is one answer.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me and who. There is one answer.
Okay, and that's Metroid 2 done. On Gameboy. Not as downright awful? To play it? As I remember?? It's honestly tolerable. And also, ooooooohoohoo, one of the better times I've ever gotten in 2. Look, boobi
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Okay, and that's Metroid 2 done. On Gameboy. Not as downright awful? To play it? As I remember?? It's honestly tolerable. And also, ooooooohoohoo, one of the better times I've ever gotten in 2. Look, boobi
Evil and intimidating low-rez boulder
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Evil and intimidating low-rez boulder
Evil and intimidating low-rez boulder
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Evil and intimidating low-rez boulder
Mmy touys.... :)
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mmy touys.... :)
SHE DOIN THE SKED SKRUNGLE
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
SHE DOIN THE SKED SKRUNGLE