Beth 🐝 Scorzato
@beescores.bsky.social
ngl I’m still on twitter.
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"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Visiting friends in New York
Can't overstate how much a steady non-freelance job would change my entire life. I don't even need to like it. It doesn't even need to be fabulous pay, just good enough. Shit is so dire in the day-to-day to survive I can't even focus on how the nation-at-large is also fucked 🫠
March 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Can't overstate how much a steady non-freelance job would change my entire life. I don't even need to like it. It doesn't even need to be fabulous pay, just good enough. Shit is so dire in the day-to-day to survive I can't even focus on how the nation-at-large is also fucked 🫠
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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
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All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven
March 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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Back working at the theater that has a bar all week
March 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Back working at the theater that has a bar all week
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The existence of a pope in 2025 is embarrassing but I appreciate that we do sometimes get lore drops from Pedo Londo like oh they've gathered together to do the ritual of the passing of papal shoes which involves a golden staff and an italian cobbler who cannot die
February 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The existence of a pope in 2025 is embarrassing but I appreciate that we do sometimes get lore drops from Pedo Londo like oh they've gathered together to do the ritual of the passing of papal shoes which involves a golden staff and an italian cobbler who cannot die
Imagine being this relaxed ever
February 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Imagine being this relaxed ever
Wow! I can't believe I did it. I found the Worst Vape. Unreal. Got a horchata disposable from a brand I usually like, and I thought it would lean towards sweet and cinnamon. But no. They seem to have leaned into the milk aspect. It's like a savory vape.
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Wow! I can't believe I did it. I found the Worst Vape. Unreal. Got a horchata disposable from a brand I usually like, and I thought it would lean towards sweet and cinnamon. But no. They seem to have leaned into the milk aspect. It's like a savory vape.
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I want to hunt elon through a forest
February 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I want to hunt elon through a forest
Face of a woman who did not know it was a holiday and could have slept in longer but instead is now just 20 minutes early to work.
February 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Face of a woman who did not know it was a holiday and could have slept in longer but instead is now just 20 minutes early to work.
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One of my favorites
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One of my favorites
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Columbo self-portraits by Peter Falk. #art
July 15, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Columbo self-portraits by Peter Falk. #art
Do you need a Valentine? Gil Faizon will be that Valentine.
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Do you need a Valentine? Gil Faizon will be that Valentine.
Crime on the rise in this country along with rising consumer costs. This woman just stole my eggs right off my plate!
February 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Crime on the rise in this country along with rising consumer costs. This woman just stole my eggs right off my plate!
Morning 405 is going so good I just saw two dudes throw the car in park, turn it off, and both get out to move something into the trunk so I assume I'll be late to work.
February 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Morning 405 is going so good I just saw two dudes throw the car in park, turn it off, and both get out to move something into the trunk so I assume I'll be late to work.
My Lyft driver is using his GPS in the mode where it's always North and your little icon moves along it but the map doesn't move with you and while I knew that was technically a thing that was possible I have never seen anyone actually do it and it feels like psychopath behavior
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My Lyft driver is using his GPS in the mode where it's always North and your little icon moves along it but the map doesn't move with you and while I knew that was technically a thing that was possible I have never seen anyone actually do it and it feels like psychopath behavior
Buying a new (to me) car today and my biggest question is why is the soundtrack in the Toyota dealership all club beats.
February 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Buying a new (to me) car today and my biggest question is why is the soundtrack in the Toyota dealership all club beats.
RIP to the realest bumper I ever had. I will miss this car so much 😔
February 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
RIP to the realest bumper I ever had. I will miss this car so much 😔