Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
I freely talk about my hatred of the Cards, but I don't hate STL itself, so I'm trying to understand what the fuck this shirt means. We both got the racism, we both got the suburbanites that think the city is dangerous. STL was top 5 cities in America, KC only made top 15. This shirt is dumb
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I freely talk about my hatred of the Cards, but I don't hate STL itself, so I'm trying to understand what the fuck this shirt means. We both got the racism, we both got the suburbanites that think the city is dangerous. STL was top 5 cities in America, KC only made top 15. This shirt is dumb
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A federal court has blocked Texas's new congressional map from taking effect since it's a racial gerrymander that violates the Voting Rights Act. How delightfully quaint.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A federal court has blocked Texas's new congressional map from taking effect since it's a racial gerrymander that violates the Voting Rights Act. How delightfully quaint.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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We're witnessing a generational talent 🐐
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We're witnessing a generational talent 🐐
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no one wants to work anymore
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
no one wants to work anymore
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A car-centric transportation system limits the ability to use other modes. A byproduct of this is that people who may not be able to drive any longer still drive because they have no alternative modes.
This, in turn, puts other road users (like pedestrians) in danger:
www.kctv5.com/2025/11/20/e...
This, in turn, puts other road users (like pedestrians) in danger:
www.kctv5.com/2025/11/20/e...
Elderly driver strikes pedestrian after veering onto Leawood sidewalk
An elderly driver struck a pedestrian after they veered onto a Leawood sidewalk.
www.kctv5.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A car-centric transportation system limits the ability to use other modes. A byproduct of this is that people who may not be able to drive any longer still drive because they have no alternative modes.
This, in turn, puts other road users (like pedestrians) in danger:
www.kctv5.com/2025/11/20/e...
This, in turn, puts other road users (like pedestrians) in danger:
www.kctv5.com/2025/11/20/e...
11 years ago today I was riding the bus home from work and saw a deer carcass strapped to the roof of an SUV. The Midwest is magic
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
11 years ago today I was riding the bus home from work and saw a deer carcass strapped to the roof of an SUV. The Midwest is magic
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Save after save after save 🧤✨
Lorena is your 2025 Goalkeeper of the Year, presented by @elfcosmetics.bsky.social
Lorena is your 2025 Goalkeeper of the Year, presented by @elfcosmetics.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Save after save after save 🧤✨
Lorena is your 2025 Goalkeeper of the Year, presented by @elfcosmetics.bsky.social
Lorena is your 2025 Goalkeeper of the Year, presented by @elfcosmetics.bsky.social
I will not have Teal Man slander on my TL. Dude could not be a better person to have as a super fan. Touch grass if you think he's bad because it's a women's team
a cartoon character holds a sign that says get a life
ALT: a cartoon character holds a sign that says get a life
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will not have Teal Man slander on my TL. Dude could not be a better person to have as a super fan. Touch grass if you think he's bad because it's a women's team
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POWER 5 IN THE NWSL BEST XI 👑
Temwa TC6 Chawinga, Claire, Lorena, Kayla and Izzy named to the 2025 NWSL Best XI First Team 🏆
Temwa TC6 Chawinga, Claire, Lorena, Kayla and Izzy named to the 2025 NWSL Best XI First Team 🏆
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
POWER 5 IN THE NWSL BEST XI 👑
Temwa TC6 Chawinga, Claire, Lorena, Kayla and Izzy named to the 2025 NWSL Best XI First Team 🏆
Temwa TC6 Chawinga, Claire, Lorena, Kayla and Izzy named to the 2025 NWSL Best XI First Team 🏆
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2X TEMVP 🐐
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
2X TEMVP 🐐
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
In a course to get a certification and more than once instead of showing us how to do something he told us to use ChatGPT and how to structure the question 🤦
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In a course to get a certification and more than once instead of showing us how to do something he told us to use ChatGPT and how to structure the question 🤦
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JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
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This summer, a Border Patrol agent in Tucson was arrested and charged with 24 felony criminal counts, including 10 counts of child sex trafficking
He is the fourth CBP agent THIS YEAR to be arrested or sentenced for sex crimes in ARIZONA alone
He is the fourth CBP agent THIS YEAR to be arrested or sentenced for sex crimes in ARIZONA alone
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This summer, a Border Patrol agent in Tucson was arrested and charged with 24 felony criminal counts, including 10 counts of child sex trafficking
He is the fourth CBP agent THIS YEAR to be arrested or sentenced for sex crimes in ARIZONA alone
He is the fourth CBP agent THIS YEAR to be arrested or sentenced for sex crimes in ARIZONA alone
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If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
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Bro said “I’m ICE, boys” as if it has a magical power like when Shania said “Let’s Go, Girls”
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bro said “I’m ICE, boys” as if it has a magical power like when Shania said “Let’s Go, Girls”
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I'm a terrible person because I feel like anytime a MAGA woman starts spouting hateful shit we should just say "quiet piggy." They should be okay with it because their dear leader says it
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm a terrible person because I feel like anytime a MAGA woman starts spouting hateful shit we should just say "quiet piggy." They should be okay with it because their dear leader says it
For the majority of my life, having been raised in the suburbs, I thought I wanted the suburban lifestyle. It wasn't until I got older and spent time in urban spaces that I realized how isolating and inconvenient suburban life is. All this to say, people want what they're taught to want
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
Some people put a premium on space in my experience, others put a premium on not having to have a car and not being isolated out in the suburbs
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For the majority of my life, having been raised in the suburbs, I thought I wanted the suburban lifestyle. It wasn't until I got older and spent time in urban spaces that I realized how isolating and inconvenient suburban life is. All this to say, people want what they're taught to want
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Kansas City may not have embraced soccer at all, if it hadn’t been for the immigrants who first advocated for and educated people about the beautiful game — back before the city even had soccer fields to play on.
Before the World Cup landed in Kansas City, these immigrants brought soccer here first
Kansas City will be the smallest city in North America to host the 2026 FIFA World Cup. But it may not have embraced the sport at all, if not for the efforts of early immigrants who fought for the beautiful game — before there were even soccer fields to play on.
ow.ly
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kansas City may not have embraced soccer at all, if it hadn’t been for the immigrants who first advocated for and educated people about the beautiful game — back before the city even had soccer fields to play on.
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Noem getting bothered about whistles is karma for her killing that dog.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Noem getting bothered about whistles is karma for her killing that dog.
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Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
After all the housing that's been defeated because of tax breaks, these fuckers are going to get us to subsidize their fancy outdoor mall.
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
After all the housing that's been defeated because of tax breaks, these fuckers are going to get us to subsidize their fancy outdoor mall.
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
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The Sedgwick County Sheriff's Office signed a formal agreement with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to issue 48-hour detainers for people held in the county jail. (@kmuw.bsky.social)
Sedgwick County Sheriff is latest of 20 Kansas law enforcement agencies to sign ICE agreements
The Sedgwick County Sheriff's Office signed a formal agreement with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to issue 48-hour detainers for people held in the county jail. The Kansas Bureau of Investigation and more than a dozen sheriff's departments have signed similar deals.
www.kcur.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The Sedgwick County Sheriff's Office signed a formal agreement with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to issue 48-hour detainers for people held in the county jail. (@kmuw.bsky.social)