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workplace freshman | luddite against chatbots | parasocially attached to the phillies radio booth
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the 20 highest exit velocity extra-base hits by philadelphia phillies in the statcast era
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the 20 highest exit velocity extra-base hits by philadelphia phillies in the statcast era
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December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it
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He’s back.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Kyle Schwarber to re-sign with Phillies on five-year, $150 million deal: Source
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He’s back.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
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I would imagine that now it’s a pretty safe bet that Kyle Schwarber participates in the 2026 home run derby at Citizens Bank Park
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would imagine that now it’s a pretty safe bet that Kyle Schwarber participates in the 2026 home run derby at Citizens Bank Park
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Smitty deserves better.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Smitty deserves better.
HAHJAHAHAHAHAJA
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
HAHJAHAHAHAHAJA
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AJ you are fucking killing me dude
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
AJ you are fucking killing me dude
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Always trust Smitty
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Always trust Smitty
@$&!!?***
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@$&!!?***
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The Eagles' defense did their job.
Offense needs to step up and score a 2nd TD tonight to win the game.
Offense needs to step up and score a 2nd TD tonight to win the game.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The Eagles' defense did their job.
Offense needs to step up and score a 2nd TD tonight to win the game.
Offense needs to step up and score a 2nd TD tonight to win the game.
jakey makey
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
jakey makey
okay aj i see you
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
okay aj i see you
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Let the defense play offense
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Let the defense play offense
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Siranni lacks confidence in having no confidence.
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Siranni lacks confidence in having no confidence.
dixit, et os impressa toro, "Moriemur inultae,
sed moriamur," ait. "sic, sic iuvat ire sub umbras."
sed moriamur," ait. "sic, sic iuvat ire sub umbras."
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
dixit, et os impressa toro, "Moriemur inultae,
sed moriamur," ait. "sic, sic iuvat ire sub umbras."
sed moriamur," ait. "sic, sic iuvat ire sub umbras."
The tribune answered, “I bought this citizenship for a large sum.” Paul said, “But I am a citizen by birth.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The tribune answered, “I bought this citizenship for a large sum.” Paul said, “But I am a citizen by birth.”
AI's not good at fur yet, good to know
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
AI's not good at fur yet, good to know
that's not what i read it as,,,
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
that's not what i read it as,,,
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PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
i am so disgustingly tired and i didn't even finish all my work today
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i am so disgustingly tired and i didn't even finish all my work today