Bedknobs and Boomsticks
@bedknobs.bsky.social
Former Disney actor brought low by the evil machinations of Dick Van Dyke (also Deadites and Temu).
Here to keep informed about the state of the world, but as the world is terrible right now, I'm mostly up for whatever amusing shit comes my way.
Here to keep informed about the state of the world, but as the world is terrible right now, I'm mostly up for whatever amusing shit comes my way.
Post a movie from where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Post a movie from where you're from.
Need significantly more talent, but its nice to get something out of your head.
The Androscoggin River at Sunset.
#stephenking
The Androscoggin River at Sunset.
#stephenking
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Need significantly more talent, but its nice to get something out of your head.
The Androscoggin River at Sunset.
#stephenking
The Androscoggin River at Sunset.
#stephenking
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C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !
Et ils ont mal tourné !
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !
Et ils ont mal tourné !
As it's National Poetry Day.....
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
As it's National Poetry Day.....
This 'Trump is dead thing because no one has seen him for days thing' is going to be like when everyone thought Kate had split up from William, then everyone felt really shit about it because really she had cancer.
Except we're all going to feel really shit about it because he only has cancer.
Except we're all going to feel really shit about it because he only has cancer.
August 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This 'Trump is dead thing because no one has seen him for days thing' is going to be like when everyone thought Kate had split up from William, then everyone felt really shit about it because really she had cancer.
Except we're all going to feel really shit about it because he only has cancer.
Except we're all going to feel really shit about it because he only has cancer.
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August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
OK, so this also turned out well.
August 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
OK, so this also turned out well.
So this will probably be the best photo I ever take.....
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So this will probably be the best photo I ever take.....
Wait, it was Ronald MacDonald!?
July 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wait, it was Ronald MacDonald!?
The thing I'll miss about no more #wheeloftime is that, never again, will I get the opportunity to say the phrase "big hairy trollocks".
July 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The thing I'll miss about no more #wheeloftime is that, never again, will I get the opportunity to say the phrase "big hairy trollocks".
Anyway, here's a nice picture I took today.
May 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Anyway, here's a nice picture I took today.
I appear to have been erroneously delivered and Amazon parcel meant for 8 Hawthorn Drive. Not sure whether to drop it round or not.
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I appear to have been erroneously delivered and Amazon parcel meant for 8 Hawthorn Drive. Not sure whether to drop it round or not.
Lots of teleporting on #raceacrosstheworld tonight.
April 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lots of teleporting on #raceacrosstheworld tonight.
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Stephen did more prep for this than the entire Trump administration
Just putting this here so we can use it when it happens.
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Stephen did more prep for this than the entire Trump administration
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"Somehow, Jesus returned."
🥚
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April 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"Somehow, Jesus returned."
🥚
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Also, The Princess Bride.
April 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Also, The Princess Bride.
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I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
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I had a joke about Prometheus and it's lit.
I thought of trying a joke about Hephaestus but it was way too cutting.
I had a joke about Procrustes, but it was a stretch.
April 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I had a joke about Prometheus and it's lit.
@bencollins.bsky.social
Another one you probably wish you'd thought of, but 'the real world' got there first.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Another one you probably wish you'd thought of, but 'the real world' got there first.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
British man's tattoo wrongly linked to Venezuelan gang in US government document
A tattoo belonging to a man from Derbyshire has appeared in a US government document used to identify members of Tren de Aragua, a notorious Venezuelan gang, despite the man having no connection to th...
www.bbc.co.uk
April 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social
Another one you probably wish you'd thought of, but 'the real world' got there first.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Another one you probably wish you'd thought of, but 'the real world' got there first.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There once was penguin from Heard,
An entrepreneurial bird.
But his plans to export,
Fresh fish came up short,
Due to tariffs so clearly absurd.
An entrepreneurial bird.
But his plans to export,
Fresh fish came up short,
Due to tariffs so clearly absurd.
April 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There once was penguin from Heard,
An entrepreneurial bird.
But his plans to export,
Fresh fish came up short,
Due to tariffs so clearly absurd.
An entrepreneurial bird.
But his plans to export,
Fresh fish came up short,
Due to tariffs so clearly absurd.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold