Emily
@becausechaucer.bsky.social
Proverbs 27:14 | definitely not a vampire | not as into Chaucer as it sounds from the name | ask before adding me to lists/packs/etc
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the Fitzgerald: 150 metres deep in anoxic water, so undisturbed that the bodies are preserved perfectly intact, nearly impossible to reach or interfere with, ghostly but not dangerous
the Richard Montgomery: so shallow that you can see the masts at all tide stages, rapidly deteriorating, explosive
the Richard Montgomery: so shallow that you can see the masts at all tide stages, rapidly deteriorating, explosive
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the Fitzgerald: 150 metres deep in anoxic water, so undisturbed that the bodies are preserved perfectly intact, nearly impossible to reach or interfere with, ghostly but not dangerous
the Richard Montgomery: so shallow that you can see the masts at all tide stages, rapidly deteriorating, explosive
the Richard Montgomery: so shallow that you can see the masts at all tide stages, rapidly deteriorating, explosive
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The sea doesn't even hate you on principle, it's just the sea and its one job is to itemize and redistribute your molecules.
And that's still safer than the sea.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The sea doesn't even hate you on principle, it's just the sea and its one job is to itemize and redistribute your molecules.
This is usually where I leave ⭐⭐⭐ "It is a pack of AA batteries. I have no strong opinions about them" out of spite
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is usually where I leave ⭐⭐⭐ "It is a pack of AA batteries. I have no strong opinions about them" out of spite
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this is an extremely common and well understood surgery, obviously this was not a real number, but what the fuck
healthcare costs are an absurd kabuki theater between insurance and providers and no human being can possibly be expected to manage this shit
anyone who says otherwise is lying to you
healthcare costs are an absurd kabuki theater between insurance and providers and no human being can possibly be expected to manage this shit
anyone who says otherwise is lying to you
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
this is an extremely common and well understood surgery, obviously this was not a real number, but what the fuck
healthcare costs are an absurd kabuki theater between insurance and providers and no human being can possibly be expected to manage this shit
anyone who says otherwise is lying to you
healthcare costs are an absurd kabuki theater between insurance and providers and no human being can possibly be expected to manage this shit
anyone who says otherwise is lying to you
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A friend of mine was riding in the woods at night and hit a black bear. Bear ran off, but my friend broke a collar bone. HIS friend walked them back to the friend's car. Packed everything, tore off toward the hospital and immediately hit a deer. Everyone (maybe not the deer) came out okay.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A friend of mine was riding in the woods at night and hit a black bear. Bear ran off, but my friend broke a collar bone. HIS friend walked them back to the friend's car. Packed everything, tore off toward the hospital and immediately hit a deer. Everyone (maybe not the deer) came out okay.
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For the midnight crew on this #EdmundFitzgwtald50 anniversary, I have added more markups to the Newsweek article that gave Gordon Lightfoot his template for His "Wreck of" song lyrics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
For the midnight crew on this #EdmundFitzgwtald50 anniversary, I have added more markups to the Newsweek article that gave Gordon Lightfoot his template for His "Wreck of" song lyrics.
Dem Deer
YouTube video by Bryan Bowers - Topic
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November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
that being said if you are specifically and deliberately using this salt because you know it used to be a person, it counts!
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
that being said if you are specifically and deliberately using this salt because you know it used to be a person, it counts!