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media thread time: 2025 edition: bluesky edition: return of jafar
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November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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I think Garma's fangirl club should lez out
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"Wow, the NBA has been so much fun all around!"

James Harden subplot:
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I aint listening to anything you bad opinion havers say about zz gundam this shit is peam
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Hey so how long has Google been showing AI summaries of website descriptions without a disclaimer that this is an AI summary, or that this text is literally not on the website, or the website owners had no opt-in this (Source: this is my website and this information is not correct)
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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obsessed with how slutty gyoubu made gaelio in his art of kimaris
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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QUEEN
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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old pokemon game only has a boy protagonist? turn 'em butch
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance

ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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whenever ppl comment on big titty art with something akin to "wow her back must hurt" i wonder if they ever thought the train was actually going to come out of the tv and hit them too
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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oedipus: that's not a riddle.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: it's not a riddle.

sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My boomer take is that I think every modern Pokemon game should include at least one really cool Pokemon that is a miserable slog to obtain. It builds character.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I will have no opinions on the Zelda movie beyond “it shoulda been animated” until they show me a goron
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM