Charlie Work
@beatdarling.bsky.social
writer, lazy, queer, and cooler url than irl
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Charlie Work
@beatdarling.bsky.social
· Oct 9
I never wish people happy birthday on social media but I always heart react the "thanks for all the bday wishes!" post as if I had
can't believe someone thought my shitpost comment on a shit post about @chatpileband.bsky.social was real
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
can't believe someone thought my shitpost comment on a shit post about @chatpileband.bsky.social was real
What are the chances this person means something other than what we all seen
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What are the chances this person means something other than what we all seen
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I strongly believe that mayors should be required to wear a big sash that says “MAYOR” on it. In recent times mayors have forgotten that they serve we the people, and we want the sash
June 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I strongly believe that mayors should be required to wear a big sash that says “MAYOR” on it. In recent times mayors have forgotten that they serve we the people, and we want the sash
So I was having a think and I believe the cottagecore/homesteader trend is actually this century's revival of the romantic period.
May 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So I was having a think and I believe the cottagecore/homesteader trend is actually this century's revival of the romantic period.
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me, roaming around during the apocalypse: does anyone have any floss, i got some todd between my teeth
May 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
me, roaming around during the apocalypse: does anyone have any floss, i got some todd between my teeth
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WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer
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I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
"I can smell that you're using a pad"
Well get your nose checked sweetie! 💁
I'm actually free bleeding 🍷💅
Well get your nose checked sweetie! 💁
I'm actually free bleeding 🍷💅
May 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"I can smell that you're using a pad"
Well get your nose checked sweetie! 💁
I'm actually free bleeding 🍷💅
Well get your nose checked sweetie! 💁
I'm actually free bleeding 🍷💅
Kinda accidentally ate cat food so in case you were wondering how my night was going, it's weird
March 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kinda accidentally ate cat food so in case you were wondering how my night was going, it's weird
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Deer My Friends
You of given me a strong man date to pretect Ontario from the brilliunt Donald Trump and I will work my back off to pretect you by building a tunnil under the 401, making alcohol availabull at doctors offices and ahliminating hallway hellthcare by building less hallways.
Premair
You of given me a strong man date to pretect Ontario from the brilliunt Donald Trump and I will work my back off to pretect you by building a tunnil under the 401, making alcohol availabull at doctors offices and ahliminating hallway hellthcare by building less hallways.
Premair
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Deer My Friends
You of given me a strong man date to pretect Ontario from the brilliunt Donald Trump and I will work my back off to pretect you by building a tunnil under the 401, making alcohol availabull at doctors offices and ahliminating hallway hellthcare by building less hallways.
Premair
You of given me a strong man date to pretect Ontario from the brilliunt Donald Trump and I will work my back off to pretect you by building a tunnil under the 401, making alcohol availabull at doctors offices and ahliminating hallway hellthcare by building less hallways.
Premair
I'm stoned as absolute fuck and pretending I can understand anything in this wikipedia article about how ozone generators work but 😭😭😭 I can't 😭😭😭
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm stoned as absolute fuck and pretending I can understand anything in this wikipedia article about how ozone generators work but 😭😭😭 I can't 😭😭😭
Brittany Murphy would have stopped Elon musk
February 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Brittany Murphy would have stopped Elon musk
An interesting trend I've got going for me. I'm in my spongebob era.
January 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
An interesting trend I've got going for me. I'm in my spongebob era.
"people aren't just going to all stop using Facebook for another social media app"
my siblings in Christ I watched the abandonment of Myspace, a way cooler social media space, in the blink of an eye. We made it happen. It can happen again.
my siblings in Christ I watched the abandonment of Myspace, a way cooler social media space, in the blink of an eye. We made it happen. It can happen again.
January 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"people aren't just going to all stop using Facebook for another social media app"
my siblings in Christ I watched the abandonment of Myspace, a way cooler social media space, in the blink of an eye. We made it happen. It can happen again.
my siblings in Christ I watched the abandonment of Myspace, a way cooler social media space, in the blink of an eye. We made it happen. It can happen again.
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
Haven't seen anyone refer to supporting their friends as emotional labor or free therapy in a few months. The world is healing
January 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Haven't seen anyone refer to supporting their friends as emotional labor or free therapy in a few months. The world is healing
Are there group chats on here? I'm hilarious and just the right degree of unhinged and your group chat will be debased by my presence so consider me for your newest addition to the team
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Are there group chats on here? I'm hilarious and just the right degree of unhinged and your group chat will be debased by my presence so consider me for your newest addition to the team
I'm officially an out of touch old because what the fuck are these vtubers talking like toddlers/robots and how are all these grown ass men streaming with them not considered creepy
January 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm officially an out of touch old because what the fuck are these vtubers talking like toddlers/robots and how are all these grown ass men streaming with them not considered creepy
Got asked if I read yaoi since I'm gay...
I mean I do but it's because I have brain rot, not because I'm gay smh uncultured swine
I mean I do but it's because I have brain rot, not because I'm gay smh uncultured swine
January 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Got asked if I read yaoi since I'm gay...
I mean I do but it's because I have brain rot, not because I'm gay smh uncultured swine
I mean I do but it's because I have brain rot, not because I'm gay smh uncultured swine
Google always has a great app that they ruin for absolutely no reason every couple of years.
Just when I was finished grieving the loss of Google Play Music, they made the weather app so hideous I hate looking at it.
Just when I was finished grieving the loss of Google Play Music, they made the weather app so hideous I hate looking at it.
January 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Google always has a great app that they ruin for absolutely no reason every couple of years.
Just when I was finished grieving the loss of Google Play Music, they made the weather app so hideous I hate looking at it.
Just when I was finished grieving the loss of Google Play Music, they made the weather app so hideous I hate looking at it.
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Me: you wanna wear your tube socks?
6yo: more like noob socks! But yes
6yo: more like noob socks! But yes
December 30, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Me: you wanna wear your tube socks?
6yo: more like noob socks! But yes
6yo: more like noob socks! But yes
I feel like Warhammer 40K Darktide nerfed threat level 2s, because I refuse to believe I got better at the game after a several months long break. Can't believe I'm actually tempted to bump myself up to level 3. (I will never be good enough for 4+ and I accept this)
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I feel like Warhammer 40K Darktide nerfed threat level 2s, because I refuse to believe I got better at the game after a several months long break. Can't believe I'm actually tempted to bump myself up to level 3. (I will never be good enough for 4+ and I accept this)
