are they wrong tho

It's zero

Next you'll tell em you only have cazador left because you sold out of the wulbren art 😩😂

Leaning over and taking a huge bite, then looking up to meet eyes with your date. The dirtiest device tbh like sure you can try to achieve the same thing with an ice cream or a chili dog but only a sandwich will have me unhinging my jaw and moaning at lunch

I just genuinely thought it was part of my dinner that got on the bottom of my plate, but it was actually part of my monsters dinner

Let's break it down-
By "kinda accidentally" I mean that I intentionally put the cat food in my mouth, but I didn't realize what it was at the time. By the time my brain processed what the thing on my finger was, my finger was already in my mouth

Is it cringe? Yes. Should you embrace the cringe anyway? Also yes.

I did pick an entire fight with a girl in a Kroger and then refused to call a store to ask if they sold a specific kind of box smh I needed this call out