Beary Mason, Esq. 🐻🥃🃏
@beary-mason.bsky.social
Omnivorous grizzly attorney.
Poker. Whiskey. Unabashed liberal. 5.00 Uber Rating.
Poker. Whiskey. Unabashed liberal. 5.00 Uber Rating.
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Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.
It is frankly impressive how much money is being made on movies that are having literally zero cultural impact.
Say what you want about Marvel superhero slop, most people can quote multiple Avengers movies.
Say what you want about Marvel superhero slop, most people can quote multiple Avengers movies.
On my way to watch AVATAR 3 and someone just asked me what happened in AVATAR 2 and I honestly couldn’t remember 90% of the plot
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It is frankly impressive how much money is being made on movies that are having literally zero cultural impact.
Say what you want about Marvel superhero slop, most people can quote multiple Avengers movies.
Say what you want about Marvel superhero slop, most people can quote multiple Avengers movies.
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Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hopefully people won’t use the utter lawlessness or recklessness of this to blunder into suggesting Maduro or his government were good, or to disparage the people who have suffered under him.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Patriots Reggie Wayne?
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Patriots Reggie Wayne?
They are so close to getting it, but they'll never take the final step and realize the GOP has always been grifting them from day 1.
The Trump they're getting isn't the one they voted for.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They are so close to getting it, but they'll never take the final step and realize the GOP has always been grifting them from day 1.
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It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
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The official policy of the Trump Administration is ignorant bigotry. We’re asked, under principles including charity, to assume that people support the administration despite that policy, not specifically because of it. I am increasingly unwilling to extend that charity.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The official policy of the Trump Administration is ignorant bigotry. We’re asked, under principles including charity, to assume that people support the administration despite that policy, not specifically because of it. I am increasingly unwilling to extend that charity.
Remember when Kelly tried to pretend to be moderate for like a month?
She said this on her SiriusXM show. Considering she was ok with Epstein because the children were 15 and not 8, this take doesn’t surprise me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Remember when Kelly tried to pretend to be moderate for like a month?
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
This is like blaming the stock market for people who run ponzi schemes.
There's no way of knowing what the future would have brought, but Clase was on a HOF pace as a closer. 3 of his 6 seasons were absolutely elite! He's only 27 years old. Now, he might end up in prison. Normalizing sports betting is ruining a lot of lives, including for some athletes.
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is like blaming the stock market for people who run ponzi schemes.
This was an excellent use of everyone's time and resources.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This was an excellent use of everyone's time and resources.
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not to be confused with quesadilla
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
not to be confused with quesadilla
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I mean, to Mike Johnson and the modern GOP, the values of the United States are totalitarianism, an all-powerful strongman leader, ignorance, bigotry, bullying, and sneering cruelty. I do hate those things, and I hate the people who embrace them, so I guess I hate their America.
Mike Johnson on No Kings: "We refer to it by its more accurate description -- the Hate America Rally. You're gonna bring together the Marxists, the socialists, the antifa advocates, the anarchists, and the pro-Hamas wing of the far left Democrat Party. That is the modern Democratic Party."
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I mean, to Mike Johnson and the modern GOP, the values of the United States are totalitarianism, an all-powerful strongman leader, ignorance, bigotry, bullying, and sneering cruelty. I do hate those things, and I hate the people who embrace them, so I guess I hate their America.
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/6 If you are stuck in the McArdlian view "we can't think of the other side of evil" -- which I view as sociopathic -- I have to ask, is there ANYTHING they can do that will make you call it evil? Is there ANYTHING they can do that won't make you say "I should focus on finding common ground?"
October 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
/6 If you are stuck in the McArdlian view "we can't think of the other side of evil" -- which I view as sociopathic -- I have to ask, is there ANYTHING they can do that will make you call it evil? Is there ANYTHING they can do that won't make you say "I should focus on finding common ground?"
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
The entire GOP establishment got out played by the dumbest Nazis for control of the useful idiot.
Trump’s awful but it’s important to note he’d be different and potentially less harmful kinds of awful if he weren’t advised and manipulated by some of the most evil people in American history.
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The entire GOP establishment got out played by the dumbest Nazis for control of the useful idiot.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO NO ONE
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
CONGRATULATIONS TO NO ONE
The number of thing this current crop of GOP "leadership" has chosen to do which are completely dumbfoundingly stupid will never cease to amaze me.
Like... you already won. No one was asking for quackery in the cabinet. You already had a clear path forward for graft and corruption. Why do this?
Like... you already won. No one was asking for quackery in the cabinet. You already had a clear path forward for graft and corruption. Why do this?
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The number of thing this current crop of GOP "leadership" has chosen to do which are completely dumbfoundingly stupid will never cease to amaze me.
Like... you already won. No one was asking for quackery in the cabinet. You already had a clear path forward for graft and corruption. Why do this?
Like... you already won. No one was asking for quackery in the cabinet. You already had a clear path forward for graft and corruption. Why do this?
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Wanna see a dead body?
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wanna see a dead body?
Tangential thought: Waaaaay too many judges (like 95%) presume good faith by attorneys, waaaaay too often.
Many, many, MANY more attorneys should be sanctioned for wasting everyone's time.
Many, many, MANY more attorneys should be sanctioned for wasting everyone's time.
THIS is the kind of order judges should be issuing against performative complaints.
OMG - the judge in Florida just sua sponte struck the complaint in the Trump v NYT case for -wait for it - violating Rule 8.
Lawyers, tell the folks at home how hard it is to get the complaint struck outright for something like that in fed eral court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Lawyers, tell the folks at home how hard it is to get the complaint struck outright for something like that in fed eral court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Tangential thought: Waaaaay too many judges (like 95%) presume good faith by attorneys, waaaaay too often.
Many, many, MANY more attorneys should be sanctioned for wasting everyone's time.
Many, many, MANY more attorneys should be sanctioned for wasting everyone's time.
Perfect is good, right? 🐻
So far this season, the Bears defense is giving up a *perfect* passer rating on throws to the middle third, per @NextGenStats data. 158.3!
a man wearing a cowboys football helmet looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a cowboys football helmet looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Perfect is good, right? 🐻
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social I need to expressly thank you for telling me to google babydoll sheep.
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social I need to expressly thank you for telling me to google babydoll sheep.
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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