Bear Mountain Picnic
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Nicki, this is what happens when you don't fly on Jeff Bezos's big dumb rocketship like Katy Perry.
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nicki, this is what happens when you don't fly on Jeff Bezos's big dumb rocketship like Katy Perry.
Spending my holiday bonus
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Spending my holiday bonus
the onycha and galbanum swirl.
Garum sorbet. Gaulish wine sorbet. A little Ithakan olive oil sorbet. Just a few of the Sorbets Virgilianae.
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the onycha and galbanum swirl.
My hot take is that they should ditch presidents altogether and rename the Kennedy Center after the only American to make a truly meaningful and eternal contribution to the performing arts: Chaka Khan.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My hot take is that they should ditch presidents altogether and rename the Kennedy Center after the only American to make a truly meaningful and eternal contribution to the performing arts: Chaka Khan.
This is how you know it wasn't trans people, Muslims in Dearborn, Latinos, or socialists.
It's people who can't be thrown under the bus, because they are driving it.
It's people who can't be thrown under the bus, because they are driving it.
It's going to fall to us to figure out which groups and consultants are bullshit newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is how you know it wasn't trans people, Muslims in Dearborn, Latinos, or socialists.
It's people who can't be thrown under the bus, because they are driving it.
It's people who can't be thrown under the bus, because they are driving it.
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The cops have never in their fuckin lives had so much trouble arresting a Brown shooter.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The cops have never in their fuckin lives had so much trouble arresting a Brown shooter.
The photos and the article are good, but I'm definitely looking forward to the follow-up where they shoot Hegseth, Bobby, Patel, and the rest of the Drunks and Perverts squad.
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The photos and the article are good, but I'm definitely looking forward to the follow-up where they shoot Hegseth, Bobby, Patel, and the rest of the Drunks and Perverts squad.
Screaming "WOOOOO" when they sing "he's fighting for the
U...S...A..." in "The Universal Soldier."
U...S...A..." in "The Universal Soldier."
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Screaming "WOOOOO" when they sing "he's fighting for the
U...S...A..." in "The Universal Soldier."
U...S...A..." in "The Universal Soldier."
It would be funny though, if Mankind and Cactus Jack quit WWE, but Dude Love stayed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It would be funny though, if Mankind and Cactus Jack quit WWE, but Dude Love stayed.
I don't have Sinat Chinam. All of my Sinats are bougie as fuck.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't have Sinat Chinam. All of my Sinats are bougie as fuck.
Stop with these fake PG rap songs in your commercials
"My haters can't faze me cuz I got the power/
I'm rising up like yeast in the flour/
Put me on your currency I got a crown/
Vangaurd Emerging Market ETF better bow downnnnnnnnnn"
Stop it!!!!
"My haters can't faze me cuz I got the power/
I'm rising up like yeast in the flour/
Put me on your currency I got a crown/
Vangaurd Emerging Market ETF better bow downnnnnnnnnn"
Stop it!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stop with these fake PG rap songs in your commercials
"My haters can't faze me cuz I got the power/
I'm rising up like yeast in the flour/
Put me on your currency I got a crown/
Vangaurd Emerging Market ETF better bow downnnnnnnnnn"
Stop it!!!!
"My haters can't faze me cuz I got the power/
I'm rising up like yeast in the flour/
Put me on your currency I got a crown/
Vangaurd Emerging Market ETF better bow downnnnnnnnnn"
Stop it!!!!
If you are Christian, please do not light a menorah to show your support for us. Please do not put a mezuzah on your house. Please do not wear a yarmulke. Send a nice message to a Jewish friend. Or look up a Jewish food bank in your area and donate. (Or any food bank in a pinch)
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you are Christian, please do not light a menorah to show your support for us. Please do not put a mezuzah on your house. Please do not wear a yarmulke. Send a nice message to a Jewish friend. Or look up a Jewish food bank in your area and donate. (Or any food bank in a pinch)
Just remember, the reason all these Tories are defecting to Carney is because it is a conservative government.
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just remember, the reason all these Tories are defecting to Carney is because it is a conservative government.
We WANT our Hanukkah to be happy. Say Happy Hanukkah to us, and I promise we won't be offended. There's an expression in Hebrew מִצְוָה גְּדוֹלָה לִהְיוֹת בְּשִמְחָה תָּמִיד
It means "it's a mitzvah (good deed) to be joyful always"
It means "it's a mitzvah (good deed) to be joyful always"
Given this morning's anti-semitic attack in Australia, I'm not sure that *Happy* Hanukkah is the right word at the moment, but Chag Urim Sameach to all who celebrate.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We WANT our Hanukkah to be happy. Say Happy Hanukkah to us, and I promise we won't be offended. There's an expression in Hebrew מִצְוָה גְּדוֹלָה לִהְיוֹת בְּשִמְחָה תָּמִיד
It means "it's a mitzvah (good deed) to be joyful always"
It means "it's a mitzvah (good deed) to be joyful always"
"Castellanos fouls it back. 2-2. 94 pitches for the night on Corbin Burnes. Ryan Thompson throwing now in the pen. And folks,"
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Castellanos fouls it back. 2-2. 94 pitches for the night on Corbin Burnes. Ryan Thompson throwing now in the pen. And folks,"
We desperately need Meir Weinstein to be taken out, but not through martyrdom. Like a depraved sex scandal, or a tax fraud thing.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We desperately need Meir Weinstein to be taken out, but not through martyrdom. Like a depraved sex scandal, or a tax fraud thing.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
This Trump guy seems like a real piece of work!
Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This Trump guy seems like a real piece of work!
I dunno. I kind of think he would have been happy he drove the old man batshit one last time.
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I dunno. I kind of think he would have been happy he drove the old man batshit one last time.
I am going to refute a thousand stupid family and shul arguments with two words: "Ahmed al-Ahmed"
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I am going to refute a thousand stupid family and shul arguments with two words: "Ahmed al-Ahmed"
And the Israeli government and the Mike Huckabees can all fuck off forever with the public lecturing about "failing to protect the Jewish community". What have any of you done to reduce death and violence as seriously as the National Firearms Agreement?
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And the Israeli government and the Mike Huckabees can all fuck off forever with the public lecturing about "failing to protect the Jewish community". What have any of you done to reduce death and violence as seriously as the National Firearms Agreement?
This menorah belonged to my great grandmother in Rumania, who gave it to my great aunt, who gave it to my step-aunt, who gave it to me and my wife for our wedding, and our kids lit it for the first time this year.
Their children will light it, and their grandchildren until this world is a cinder.
Their children will light it, and their grandchildren until this world is a cinder.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This menorah belonged to my great grandmother in Rumania, who gave it to my great aunt, who gave it to my step-aunt, who gave it to me and my wife for our wedding, and our kids lit it for the first time this year.
Their children will light it, and their grandchildren until this world is a cinder.
Their children will light it, and their grandchildren until this world is a cinder.
My toxic trait is that I think I could make injera at home
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My toxic trait is that I think I could make injera at home