Bear Mountain Picnic
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It's fun to have fun but you have to know how!
Lmao
Though shalt not make yourself a graven image
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lmao
Breaking: two most charismatic politicians in America like each other
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Breaking: two most charismatic politicians in America like each other
Trump learning from Zohran that no sooner is the exploitation of the labourer by the manufacturer, so far, at an end, that he receives his wages in cash, than he is set upon by the other portions of the bourgeoisie, the landlord, the shopkeeper, the pawnbroker, etc.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump learning from Zohran that no sooner is the exploitation of the labourer by the manufacturer, so far, at an end, that he receives his wages in cash, than he is set upon by the other portions of the bourgeoisie, the landlord, the shopkeeper, the pawnbroker, etc.
Please enjoy my new memoir about sneaking into people's back yards and shittimg in their swimming pools while high on Crack, American Upanishad
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Please enjoy my new memoir about sneaking into people's back yards and shittimg in their swimming pools while high on Crack, American Upanishad
Better anything you, do I can do, I better, myself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Better anything you, do I can do, I better, myself.
There are precisely two titles in the arts with the names "American _________" that are actually good and the rest are pretentious bullshit, and I'm going to guess American Canto is not about to be number 3.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There are precisely two titles in the arts with the names "American _________" that are actually good and the rest are pretentious bullshit, and I'm going to guess American Canto is not about to be number 3.
I feel like I hear parapolitical discussions about connections between every mass suicide and intelligence or the deep state, except for Marshall Applewhite and Heaven's Gate. Maybe this is a book idea for me.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I feel like I hear parapolitical discussions about connections between every mass suicide and intelligence or the deep state, except for Marshall Applewhite and Heaven's Gate. Maybe this is a book idea for me.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is my father, please call me Tony and Henry.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is my father, please call me Tony and Henry.
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My toxic trait is that I don’t want to be in charge but I do think everyone should run their decisions by me first
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My toxic trait is that I don’t want to be in charge but I do think everyone should run their decisions by me first
How can we seriously expect children to eat the candy if the packaging doesn't look like this? What the hell are we doing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How can we seriously expect children to eat the candy if the packaging doesn't look like this? What the hell are we doing.
Going to the zoo with my son today but I'm keeping my expectations low since I heard most of the animals are MAGA now
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Going to the zoo with my son today but I'm keeping my expectations low since I heard most of the animals are MAGA now
POV your wife got you some new socks from Montreal and they look like Factory Records
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
POV your wife got you some new socks from Montreal and they look like Factory Records
We're very close to testing phase with Almost Normal Intelligence British Royal and let's not forget our incredible success last year with Fuckable CC Sabathia.
Where are we at with this, team?
We need a leftist Joe Rogan and a tiny LeBron James and a Jennifer Lopez who can sing in tune. PRONTO. These are the top priorities of the DNC and we’ll stop at nothing. You have your orders. Spare no expense.
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We're very close to testing phase with Almost Normal Intelligence British Royal and let's not forget our incredible success last year with Fuckable CC Sabathia.
The allegations haven't been proven yet in court.
But sometimes you follow a story in the news, and you get a cold, prickling feeling on the back of your neck that something happened here because someone simply would not set their precious money down and say "but a child could be killed"
But sometimes you follow a story in the news, and you get a cold, prickling feeling on the back of your neck that something happened here because someone simply would not set their precious money down and say "but a child could be killed"
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The allegations haven't been proven yet in court.
But sometimes you follow a story in the news, and you get a cold, prickling feeling on the back of your neck that something happened here because someone simply would not set their precious money down and say "but a child could be killed"
But sometimes you follow a story in the news, and you get a cold, prickling feeling on the back of your neck that something happened here because someone simply would not set their precious money down and say "but a child could be killed"
My 3 year old daughter sang me Happy University instead of "Happy Anniversary" and now I will never call it Happy Anniversary again, and neither will you.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My 3 year old daughter sang me Happy University instead of "Happy Anniversary" and now I will never call it Happy Anniversary again, and neither will you.
The Blue Jays can fix Christopher Morel
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Blue Jays can fix Christopher Morel
It wasn't Adnan Khashoggi, ffs
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It wasn't Adnan Khashoggi, ffs
El Halfássico
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
El Halfássico
"do u like hurting vulnerable people □ Y □ N?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"do u like hurting vulnerable people □ Y □ N?"
I'm pretty sure this four day long headache is the result of being bewitched and not lack of sleep.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm pretty sure this four day long headache is the result of being bewitched and not lack of sleep.
Fucking crazy that in 2019, Epstein still didn't know how to spell the Khashoggi family's name right.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fucking crazy that in 2019, Epstein still didn't know how to spell the Khashoggi family's name right.
Sometimes I send one of my friends an email with names of all the other people I am friends with, just to brag.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes I send one of my friends an email with names of all the other people I am friends with, just to brag.
Idiocracy isn't a documentary, Society is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Idiocracy isn't a documentary, Society is.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Trump: "you know enigmas never age. a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret."
Epstein: "jfc this guy is such a moron. Can't u do something about this asshole, Lawrence Summers???"
Epstein: "jfc this guy is such a moron. Can't u do something about this asshole, Lawrence Summers???"
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Trump: "you know enigmas never age. a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret."
Epstein: "jfc this guy is such a moron. Can't u do something about this asshole, Lawrence Summers???"
Epstein: "jfc this guy is such a moron. Can't u do something about this asshole, Lawrence Summers???"