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andyrichter.co
They never tell you how much of fatherhood is just breaking down cardboard boxes
December 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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meganthescript.bsky.social
Someone pour this coffee directly into my eyeballs.
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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elleisanisland.bsky.social
If audiences can sing in musicals, I get to bite people in Nosferatu
December 3, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
Time sits in layers.
Digital illustration by me. A wolf’s head littered with stars and galaxies within. A spiral of time, skulls and plants are subtle in the background
November 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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ashdecks.bsky.social
Watching the Macy’s Day Parade

8yo: I see Pennywise!
Me: Umm.. you mean Ronald McDonald?!?!
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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tampatom69.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Arthur. He seems to have misplaced his legs and needs your help to find them. They are about one inch long and Arthur-colored. 13/10
a brown dachshund is a loaf on a cream-colored sofa. none of his legs or paws are visible. he appears to be biting the corner of his lip, perhaps nervous that he's misplaced all four legs at once.
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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thegodpodcast.com
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket. Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's" Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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dgar.bsky.social
My baker has red hair.

He’s my ginger bread man.
November 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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graysonsyd.bsky.social
What if we just play video games all day?
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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doctorwhopn.bsky.social
Happy Doctor Who Day!
November 23, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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swissarmyknifedev.bsky.social
You all know the feeling

#gamedev #solodev #indiegamedev
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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doctorwhopn.bsky.social
Doctor Who 'Joy to the World' synopsis:

"When Joy checks into a London hotel in 2024, she opens a secret doorway to the Time Hotel – discovering danger, dinosaurs, and the Doctor. But a deadly plan is unfolding across the Earth, just in time for Christmas."
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM