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how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
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First they came for the complimentary breadsticks. And I did not speak out. Because my mouth was full of breadsticks
January 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
First they came for the complimentary breadsticks. And I did not speak out. Because my mouth was full of breadsticks
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guys i found him. mr and the giant peach himself
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
guys i found him. mr and the giant peach himself
my favorite thing to batten down is definitely the hatches
December 14, 2024 at 6:59 PM
my favorite thing to batten down is definitely the hatches
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parents are so funny because they’ll love the minions without any hint of irony
December 13, 2024 at 6:10 PM
parents are so funny because they’ll love the minions without any hint of irony
why is crawling on my hands and knees so embarrassing. what am i a baby
December 11, 2024 at 9:52 PM
why is crawling on my hands and knees so embarrassing. what am i a baby
if i had more than 39 followers it would be so over for you
December 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
if i had more than 39 followers it would be so over for you
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Happy December 10th to all who celebrate 😌 #community
December 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Happy December 10th to all who celebrate 😌 #community
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my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants
December 10, 2024 at 11:19 PM
my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants
i bet luigis everywhere are glad they have a new luigi to be compared to
December 10, 2024 at 3:49 AM
i bet luigis everywhere are glad they have a new luigi to be compared to
big day for nintendo
December 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
big day for nintendo
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Scarface was released on this day (9 December) in 1983.
Starring Al Pacino and directed by Brian De Palma, it is considered one of the greatest gangster movies of all time.
Starring Al Pacino and directed by Brian De Palma, it is considered one of the greatest gangster movies of all time.
December 10, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Scarface was released on this day (9 December) in 1983.
Starring Al Pacino and directed by Brian De Palma, it is considered one of the greatest gangster movies of all time.
Starring Al Pacino and directed by Brian De Palma, it is considered one of the greatest gangster movies of all time.
this might be the hank green tweet of all time
I don't think I discussed the situation re: April's boobs in the books for, I hope, obvious reasons.
But they're super big, Sophia. Straight gazoonkas.
But they're super big, Sophia. Straight gazoonkas.
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 AM
this might be the hank green tweet of all time
luigi mangione…
luigi’s mansion…
luigi’s mansion…
a cartoon character with the words i am in your walls behind him
Alt: a gif of luigi from mario bros with the words i am in your walls under him
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
luigi mangione…
luigi’s mansion…
luigi’s mansion…
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THIS JUST IN: i am hearing through the grapevine that they are considering switching the NYPD’s hats out with ones with little propellers on them due to them acting like, quote, “goofy ass bitches”
December 8, 2024 at 2:23 PM
THIS JUST IN: i am hearing through the grapevine that they are considering switching the NYPD’s hats out with ones with little propellers on them due to them acting like, quote, “goofy ass bitches”
you're laughing?? 32 clowns were crammed in that little car adn you're laughing???
December 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
you're laughing?? 32 clowns were crammed in that little car adn you're laughing???
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asking the billionaire who will be hunting me for sport soon if i can shine his shoes for a nickel
December 5, 2024 at 9:34 PM
asking the billionaire who will be hunting me for sport soon if i can shine his shoes for a nickel
there's something so humbling about gravity reminding your legs whose boss after bouncing on a trampoline
December 7, 2024 at 1:35 AM
there's something so humbling about gravity reminding your legs whose boss after bouncing on a trampoline
hey guys! don't forget to file your intrusive thoughts away into the intrusive thoughts box
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
hey guys! don't forget to file your intrusive thoughts away into the intrusive thoughts box
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Has science gone too far?
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Has science gone too far?
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
“Written on the shell casings were the words ‘deny,’ ‘defend’ and ‘depose,’ according to sources.”
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.
abcnews.go.com
December 5, 2024 at 9:32 PM
gaslight gatekeep girlboss