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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Wikipedia: On 2 October 2018, Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi dissident journalist, was killed by agents of the Saudi government at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey.[4][5] Khashoggi was ambushed and strangled by a 15-member squad of Saudi operatives.[6][7]
May 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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You saw the video of the ICE agent breaking a car window near the border, right? He wasn’t an ICE agent. He’s the founder of Veterans on Patrol, a FAR-RIGHT MILITIA patrolling the border for migrants. They’re basically deputizing militias to act as federal agents. This is dangerously out of control
April 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Me: I think I really need a better winter jacket.

Stores: No. It's exactly one third of the way through winter. You get bathing suits.
January 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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um
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Tariffs are taxes passed down to consumers

Well, what do you fucking know
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Blue sky
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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When Republicans are in power, they rack up giant deficits, mainly by cutting taxes on corporations and the wealthy.

Then when Democrats take the reins, Republicans blame them for being big spenders.

It’s always the same story.
November 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Hegseth’s lawyer: “She was the aggressor. She was sober, he was drunk. She took advantage of him.”
November 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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The Onion has bought a bankrupt Infowars with help from the Sandy Hook families. Please let this be the new logo:
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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I like chicken fried rice. I wonder if I can be Ambassador to China?
November 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Celebrating Thune over Scott, we have now entered the "rooting for the nicer fascists" stage of grief.
November 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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I'm going to call this site CANADA

I've never met so many polite motherfuckers in my whole life

Been 7 days, still haven't been told to go kill myself, Cry Harder, haven't been called a libtard, woke or to go fuck myself with my own dick (which would be really awkward since I don't have one)
November 13, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Bee kind.
November 12, 2024 at 2:03 PM