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party crasher
old enough to rent a car
actual real life bazelgeuse seeking another fat gay wyvern
party crasher
old enough to rent a car
actual real life bazelgeuse seeking another fat gay wyvern
October 28, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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life can be a dream...
October 27, 2023 at 6:50 PM
life can be a dream...
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Sorry I drew bug-eyes and put a red tie on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Rodney Mangerfield.
October 27, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Sorry I drew bug-eyes and put a red tie on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Rodney Mangerfield.
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come on come on come on Come on Come on COME ON COME ON HERE WE GOOO
October 27, 2023 at 11:04 AM
come on come on come on Come on Come on COME ON COME ON HERE WE GOOO
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I’ll give Elon this, assembling a list of people who are actually willing to allow *Twitter* to manage their money means you’ve now got history’s greatest list of pudding-brained rubes.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
October 27, 2023 at 10:36 AM
I’ll give Elon this, assembling a list of people who are actually willing to allow *Twitter* to manage their money means you’ve now got history’s greatest list of pudding-brained rubes.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
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Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
October 27, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
the amount of people i end up followibg that turn out to be mean and elitist and retaliatory is not even funny
idk if its just me or the internet as a whole
idk if its just me or the internet as a whole
October 27, 2023 at 2:21 PM
the amount of people i end up followibg that turn out to be mean and elitist and retaliatory is not even funny
idk if its just me or the internet as a whole
idk if its just me or the internet as a whole
you know how back in the day the meme was if you skipped the intermissions / the first acts you were a fake homestuck fan
have just learned that. there are homestuck fans today that have not read it
only hiveswap
now i feel old
have just learned that. there are homestuck fans today that have not read it
only hiveswap
now i feel old
October 27, 2023 at 4:07 AM
you know how back in the day the meme was if you skipped the intermissions / the first acts you were a fake homestuck fan
have just learned that. there are homestuck fans today that have not read it
only hiveswap
now i feel old
have just learned that. there are homestuck fans today that have not read it
only hiveswap
now i feel old
give until gone
October 18, 2023 at 12:51 AM
give until gone
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Day 13 of Weretober 2023! Hydra!
October 13, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Day 13 of Weretober 2023! Hydra!
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October 13, 2023 at 4:11 PM
WHY did they give detective pikachu that voice.
October 13, 2023 at 5:46 AM
WHY did they give detective pikachu that voice.
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Cancer: You will finally get what you deserve this week. Not sure if that’s good news or bad.
September 24, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Cancer: You will finally get what you deserve this week. Not sure if that’s good news or bad.
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Cancer: You have a positive energy this week. Use it to brighten the somber mood of your firing squad.
October 6, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Cancer: You have a positive energy this week. Use it to brighten the somber mood of your firing squad.
say what you want about twitter but it's the last bastion between you and my rapidfire homestuck opinions
October 7, 2023 at 5:47 AM
say what you want about twitter but it's the last bastion between you and my rapidfire homestuck opinions
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every time october rolls around I think of this image
October 4, 2023 at 6:06 PM
every time october rolls around I think of this image
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Got this message from my brother n I'm losing my mind
October 4, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Got this message from my brother n I'm losing my mind