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👤 Bazamanaz
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Follow me so that I have something to talk about if the afterlife turns out to be real.
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Engagement on my posts might look quiet but it's actually very exclusive, making me look mysterious and cool
I'm thinking of doing the "Requiem for a dream" diet.

Now I know there is a chance I could end up in a state of comatose dissociation after being found high in the streets and subjected to barbaric mental health treatment, but are there any downsides?
March 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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logging on
March 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Is it too late to back out of the transition to land mammal?
March 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Can't believe we had a second run at this and called them "skeets" instead of "pleas for attention from Mark Hamill"
March 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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she kan my ban til i jira
March 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If I was in the war group chat, i wouldn't have seen the messages for weeks and would've just reacted 😂 to the last one rather than read them all.
March 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Minor Severance spoiler warning.

I've seen a lot of confusion online but as a person in a corporate office I can tell you that the unquestioned continuation of a valueless goat department by people seemingly unqualified to care for them is the most realistic element of the show.
March 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Maintaining my body's macro aggressions.
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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"if we can't train AI on copyrighted works, then it'll never get to the point where we can make tons of money off of it" ok? how is that anyone else's problem? If I can't rob a bank, then I won't have $20 million tomorrow. Should I be allowed to rob a bank then?
March 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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march madness but it’s just me off my meds.
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I haven't stopped moving ever since S Club 7 told me not to.
March 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Every day we stray further away from Epoch.
March 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I'm pre-diabetic, so I tried sugar-free candy. It was tasty, but the after effect has prepared me for chemical warfare.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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“Just laid a plan! I think it’s the best. I’m a mouse btw” bro you sound ridiculous
March 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My eyes! The "show me less like this" buttons do nothing!
March 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If anyone needs be I'll be on holiday at the camp from Holes doing manual labour with little to no water and under constant threat of death by lizards.
March 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)
March 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Inside me are two wolves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds...
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tinder but for postmen looking for postwomen
March 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Please plug your upcoming game release in my replies!

Games funding now, soon, just finished, or just out are eligible.

Include a link and a blurb if you can 💖🤠

Returning to publishing my TTRPG Today newsletter after a winter hiatus, out tomorrow.
February 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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DOCTOR, oh sir can't you see
i said DOCTOR, pagliacci is me
i can't SEE HIM
without seeing myself
there's no WAY
I'll
HAVE
a good time
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Geese a load of this"
"Truely cannot beak-leive it."
Talking to a Swan

#dailyhaikuprompt
February 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM