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squirrel enthusiast, purveyor of bad puns, D&D/Doctor Who/Star Wars/Horizon ZD&FW fan. Not a safe space for the Fandom Menace.
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Oh no. That's too flat.
Upsetting flatware continued
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
@darksidedivas.bsky.social not sure if you already knew about this but I know you and Chris always appreciate decent journalism! unsure if any outlets on the list cover your specific areas (it is 1 AM up here in Canada and I don't feel like doxxing people by accident) but it's a fairly broad list
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
every time I've heard Hallelujah (the Leonard Cohen song) out loud in the presence of another person that person has proceeded to tell me that the meaning of the song is incredibly obvious

and every time it's been a wildly different explanation
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Guess the context.

Nope.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I do still care about the moral failings of the "AI" industry (AI in quotes because there's not a shred of even attempted intelligence to LLMs) but at this point I just want Nvidia to collapse so that an 80-level graphics card won't cost as much as the entirety of the last PC that I built
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
silly me thinking I could log on to any stores and buy myself a Jays hat with the World Series patch as a consolation prize

the cruelest part is that New Era which makes the hats has them in stock but their stores explicitly do not sell to Canada
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Will Smith has a reading foundation and visits public schools. Just so you know the guy who hit that game winning homer has done good things for the LAUSD
Daughter comes out of school with a brand new Dodgers hat and I ask her where she got it.

"Oh this guy Will Smith from the Dodgers read us a story at school today"
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yamamoto absolutely carried the Dodgers this series and he deserved that MVP. Full credit to him from this Jays fan because if he hadn't pitched game 6 there might not have been a game 7 tonight.

It's been a hell of a run and we'll get em next year. 💔🐦🍁⚾ #BlueJays #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Bring it home! 🐦🍁⚾ #BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Trey Yesavage is a monster and that kid is going places. I hope the #BlueJays pay him all that he's worth and just hold on to him as long as they can #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Game 6 in Toronto! 🐦🍁⚾ #BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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we didn't know. how could we
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
so I really could've just gone to bed after the first 9 innings ended instead of after the 12th huh? #BlueJays #GoJaysGo
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I haven't watched a baseball game in like 20 years let alone a Jays game, ever since we moved to a new apartment when I was a kid and my parents decided not to renew our cable.

What a hell of a way to come back to this team 🐦🍁 #BlueJays #GoJaysGo
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cackling at the prospect that the first World Series of the orange guy's term, which he started by threatening to annex Canada and forgot about because he's throwing tariffs at Japan now, is going to be won by...either the team from Canada or the one whose marquee player is Japanese #bluejays
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Catholics elected an American who's actually read the Bible and is actually Christian and now the Evangelicals really don't know what to do with themselves huh
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A random thought that's been bugging me all day and now I'm making it your problem @darksidedivas.bsky.social:

Is Yoda the only SW character we've seen die on screen (or on paper as it were) who's died of old age?
October 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
an unexpected way in which it sucks to be a person who NEEDS distractions to function is that the hardest part of re-entering society after a trip is trying to come off the crash of being intentionally overstimulated all day for a week and then having to return to...what, routine? seriously?
September 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm more and more convinced that the conservatives who keep finding new made-up dates for the Rapture are basically just a mass cultural version of the people who insist their dad went to the gas station for some milk 15 years ago is still going to come back
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
maybe if the orange man hadn't claimed bone spurs he'd know who won that war
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok but hear me out @darksidedivas.bsky.social : an episode that covers the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special. Either as an interlude once you finish Rebels before you move on to the next show or the next time you come up to a traumatic episode you're dreading 😁
August 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
the awkward moment when you try to fix your borked PC and now it won't post at all 😅
August 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
for the longest time I thought the weirdest line from Horizon Zero Dawn was this pro-corporate podcaster in the 2040s complaining about how people keep wanting to work instead of just using the free stuff that the corporations are giving them (1/2)
August 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
finished act 2 of expedition 33 tonight and jesus christ this game is really trying to send as many people to therapy as possible huh
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM