Jay GM of Chronicles of Valenta
@batoesi.bsky.social
Father, husband, writer, gamer.
The combination to my luggage is 12345
The combination to my luggage is 12345
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The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
The "Alt National Park Service:" On Plagiarism, Part 1
The first in a three-part series.
jjoycelynch.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
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MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
theonion.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Belt Looks Weird On Child
RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
RIP D'Angelo
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Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man ‘Scooter’
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man ‘Scooter’
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Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
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The trailer for Albert Birney's new film, releasing in 2026, shows the horror of being trapped inside a video game.
OBEX: Watch the Trailer for the Movie Inspired by Mario, Zelda, and Final Fantasy - Exclusive
bit.ly
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The trailer for Albert Birney's new film, releasing in 2026, shows the horror of being trapped inside a video game.
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Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
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Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/
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Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
CALABASAS, CA—Astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman Lucy Reed, 25, reported Tuesday that her friend Nicole Silberthau had apparently ...
theonion.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
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Are you worried about what happens to the dog in the upcoming horror movie Good Boy?
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are you worried about what happens to the dog in the upcoming horror movie Good Boy?
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
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Every day I have to learn about a guy with untold power and influence who I would not trust to fill up my car
September 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every day I have to learn about a guy with untold power and influence who I would not trust to fill up my car
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Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade https://theonion.com/second-grade-teacher-overhyping-third-grade-1819566659/
Freaking amazing. Even if the night ended predictably frustrating.
September 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Freaking amazing. Even if the night ended predictably frustrating.
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Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
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The Kingdom of Florin will be holding an hour-long tribute to the late Count Rugen in the timeslot originally taken up by Inigo Montoya
September 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Kingdom of Florin will be holding an hour-long tribute to the late Count Rugen in the timeslot originally taken up by Inigo Montoya
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
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Following the evil act of political violence in the galaxy this week and two brutal assaults on our Stormtrooper law enforcement last week, we are once again calling on the media and the rebellion to stop the hateful rhetoric directed at Emperor Palpatine, those who support him, and our brave Sith
September 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Following the evil act of political violence in the galaxy this week and two brutal assaults on our Stormtrooper law enforcement last week, we are once again calling on the media and the rebellion to stop the hateful rhetoric directed at Emperor Palpatine, those who support him, and our brave Sith