Jay GM of Chronicles of Valenta
@batoesi.bsky.social
Father, husband, writer, gamer.
The combination to my luggage is 12345
The combination to my luggage is 12345
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Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls
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Ron Howard Molts Baseball Cap To Grow Warmer Hat For Winter
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Ron Howard Molts Baseball Cap To Grow Warmer Hat For Winter
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by the state. #AbolishIce #MeltIce
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by the state. #AbolishIce #MeltIce
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It’s been 5 months since I’ve been here but I just wanna pop in to say fuck ICE and this entire administration.
January 25, 2026 at 6:03 AM
It’s been 5 months since I’ve been here but I just wanna pop in to say fuck ICE and this entire administration.
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam https://theonion.com/trump-rushed-to-walter-reed-to-watch-breast-exam/
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam https://theonion.com/trump-rushed-to-walter-reed-to-watch-breast-exam/
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The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
The "Alt National Park Service:" On Plagiarism, Part 1
The first in a three-part series.
jjoycelynch.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
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MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
theonion.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
October 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Belt Looks Weird On Child
RIP D'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
RIP D'Angelo
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Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man ‘Scooter’
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man ‘Scooter’
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Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
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The trailer for Albert Birney's new film, releasing in 2026, shows the horror of being trapped inside a video game.
OBEX: Watch the Trailer for the Movie Inspired by Mario, Zelda, and Final Fantasy - Exclusive
bit.ly
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The trailer for Albert Birney's new film, releasing in 2026, shows the horror of being trapped inside a video game.
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Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
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Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/
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Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
CALABASAS, CA—Astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman Lucy Reed, 25, reported Tuesday that her friend Nicole Silberthau had apparently ...
theonion.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time
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Are you worried about what happens to the dog in the upcoming horror movie Good Boy?
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are you worried about what happens to the dog in the upcoming horror movie Good Boy?
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...
Then this exclusive PSA has a message for you ...