Barton Chittenden
@bartonski.bsky.social
Amateur juggler (very much in the sense of the French amateur "one who loves, lover", from which it is derived). Linux geek, dogherd, enough of a programmer to get myself in trouble.
ALL OPINIONS ARE XIOMBARG'S.
ALL OPINIONS ARE XIOMBARG'S.
I want this on a T-Shirt.
When the town hall audience revolts at your conservative bullshit lying mouth…
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#PastramiProtestSubMissilePickleAcquittal #TakeRepublicansDown #DissolveTheParty #BreachOfTrustOathLaw #ObstructionistColluders #ImpeachRemoveImprison
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#PastramiProtestSubMissilePickleAcquittal #TakeRepublicansDown #DissolveTheParty #BreachOfTrustOathLaw #ObstructionistColluders #ImpeachRemoveImprison
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I want this on a T-Shirt.
Joke's on her. I don't have a SPARCstation. I borrowed one once, but never got it to boot.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Joke's on her. I don't have a SPARCstation. I borrowed one once, but never got it to boot.
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
Wicked regex: s/spurned/spermed/g
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wicked regex: s/spurned/spermed/g
Halle-fucking-lujah.
What we have is an administration that aims to undermine civilization itself.
Not everyone is a fan of civilization, but I love the arts and amenities of urban centers. I love medicine and libraries and education and communication.
Not everyone is a fan of civilization, but I love the arts and amenities of urban centers. I love medicine and libraries and education and communication.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Halle-fucking-lujah.
This clip desperately needs silly sound effects.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This clip desperately needs silly sound effects.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
Wow. Respect!
learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Wow. Respect!
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He hates American values and principles. He hates democracy. He despises the Constitution and its constraints. He hates most Americans. All he desires is money, power and staying out of jail. Am I missing something?
October 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
He hates American values and principles. He hates democracy. He despises the Constitution and its constraints. He hates most Americans. All he desires is money, power and staying out of jail. Am I missing something?
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June 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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What do you think made America great?
I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country.
And I also know who truly hates America:
• The KKK
• 3 Percenters
• Proud Boys
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I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country.
And I also know who truly hates America:
• The KKK
• 3 Percenters
• Proud Boys
1/2
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What do you think made America great?
I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country.
And I also know who truly hates America:
• The KKK
• 3 Percenters
• Proud Boys
1/2
I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country.
And I also know who truly hates America:
• The KKK
• 3 Percenters
• Proud Boys
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My favorite exchange from my hometown #NOkings rally today:
A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us
I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP
And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled
HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM!
It was beautiful.
A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us
I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP
And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled
HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM!
It was beautiful.
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My favorite exchange from my hometown #NOkings rally today:
A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us
I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP
And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled
HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM!
It was beautiful.
A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us
I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP
And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled
HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM!
It was beautiful.
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Austin, Texas
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Austin, Texas
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Sounds about right to me.
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sounds about right to me.
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The antifa terrorist marxists are out
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The antifa terrorist marxists are out
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California Dreamin’ of No Kings in San Diego.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
California Dreamin’ of No Kings in San Diego.
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Between Pittsburgh and Philly, I'd say that the pretender to the throne has a Pennsylvania problem.
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Between Pittsburgh and Philly, I'd say that the pretender to the throne has a Pennsylvania problem.
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Huge turnout in Louisville Kentucky and I also think Andy 2028!
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Huge turnout in Louisville Kentucky and I also think Andy 2028!
There's a toddler there... I'm touched because my parents took me to Vietnam War protests when I was that age.
Waaaay zoomed in photo as I drove into town. Too busy driving by showing support for a better photo. Larkspur, Co, town population 206. Zip code population 5,960. Unknown registered voter breakdown but 200 easy were there.
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There's a toddler there... I'm touched because my parents took me to Vietnam War protests when I was that age.