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bartonski.bsky.social
Barton Chittenden
@bartonski.bsky.social
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Amateur juggler (very much in the sense of the French amateur "one who loves, lover", from which it is derived). Linux geek, dogherd, enough of a programmer to get myself in trouble.

ALL OPINIONS ARE XIOMBARG'S.
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You clearly need one of these:
Warning sign -- a red circle with a line through it containing a stylized picture of a foot with an injured big toe.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Picture of a black-hole like void, with the caption "THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE ABYSS. YOUR SCREAM IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US"
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It's 10:51 PM. Do you know where your beagle is?
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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under 'jeremy renner clint barton gif'. Regular image search gets my Linked in profile pick (shocker), a little ways down is 'Chittenden Regional Correction Facility'. Chittenden is my surname. I presume this refers to Chittenden, Vermont.
Animated gif of Jeremy Renner lookin' flirty
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Have a beagle pic. I know it's not the same... I still miss the guy whose place she took. Nonetheless, she's cute and looks snuggly, and maybe that will make life marginally less sucky.
Black, white, and brown dog resting on a couch.
February 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Trump better stay the hell away from Lily. I'm no John Wick, but ... the freckles stay *here*.
A young beagle (Lily) lying on a cushion, looking sleepy. Lily has brown freckles on her snout.
February 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Lily sez "I got beagle freckles too!"
January 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Can't believe that no one has posted the penis of the planes...
January 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Found in an old notebook
Hand drawn cartoon on notebook paper, which reads, "It's a little known fact that cats actually do talk. When a "machine" answers, it's actually a live cat." There is a picture of a cat with its paw on a computer mouse. The cat is saying, "Para Español, oprima dos".
January 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Cartoon of a dog looking cool wearing a black beret, sitting behind a fence with a sign on the fence which reads "Beware of avant-guard dog".
January 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Image of book cover: The Adventures of Alyx by Joanna Russ
December 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Post a .gif of your comfort show:
Pushing Daisies: Ned and Olive
November 26, 2024 at 11:39 PM