Bartlebitch, the Sloppner
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DAE overwhelming, unrelenting sadness
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
DAE overwhelming, unrelenting sadness
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Bills mafia gotta chase Josh Allen out of wny like Harry and the Hendersons. He deserves better 😭
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bills mafia gotta chase Josh Allen out of wny like Harry and the Hendersons. He deserves better 😭
The sports app™
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The sports app™
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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tough to see maga going through "there's no way the king would do this to us, he must be getting lied to by his crooked ministers." some classics really span the millennia
July 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
tough to see maga going through "there's no way the king would do this to us, he must be getting lied to by his crooked ministers." some classics really span the millennia
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Fucked up that we have an answer to the hypothetical “what if Ava Braun was busted as all hell”
July 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fucked up that we have an answer to the hypothetical “what if Ava Braun was busted as all hell”
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watching World War III on my phone
June 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
watching World War III on my phone
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Brian Wilson has died. I painted him as the moon once
June 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Brian Wilson has died. I painted him as the moon once
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RIP Brian Wilson
incredible Brian Wilson self-edit here:
June 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
RIP Brian Wilson
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
They’re saying it’s me vs the constitution and folks let me tell ya something, the constitution is losing badly
April 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They’re saying it’s me vs the constitution and folks let me tell ya something, the constitution is losing badly
screenshotting every mention of growing pains and economic rough patches today
April 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
screenshotting every mention of growing pains and economic rough patches today
New head wound, who dis?
March 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
New head wound, who dis?
The more u know
March 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The more u know
Call that American isolationism
Still can't get over how the Americans left CONNOR MCDAVID this alone in the slot
February 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Call that American isolationism
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth Elon
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth Elon
He treats being president like a bit
February 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He treats being president like a bit
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Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
January 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
