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bartender, adult babysitter, face sitter, a rhyme to your reason, a song to your season

i like art, poetry, long walks on the beach and a man who knows how to shut up

#dogmom #bartender #shitposter #punlover #redundant #noneofyourfiveburoughs
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her @bartendher.lol · Aug 14
some people have mantras, some people have middle fingers
people who lie for attention are scum of the earth
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
if you want to know what being female is like:

i am treated like a prize
im not, surprise!

but wait, they hate when im not fake! they made a mistake! it's not something their ego could take!

and neither is my heart, im not a prize, im person

make sure it's mutual boys
September 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
my neighbors are moving furniture in the middle of the night or something, yeah... that's probably what those noises are
September 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
look at that guy who owns patagonia, he ate cat food
The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
wow, wtf... i come back to bluesky and people lie about cancer?

well, night shift is over but at least i have something to grab popcorn to
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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If people dated folks they genuinely like, a lot of heartbreak, confusion, and wasted time would disappear.
August 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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"A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people."
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

#trees #art #nature #landscape #bluesky #photo #photography
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Flowers
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This is a moral failure of us all. The world has grown complacent to plight. Selfishness & disparity has reached a level not seen since the Dark Ages.
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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From "highly CONFLICTED" to "Highly Respected" in just weeks — and all it took was for him to give away 10% of his company
August 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
why are men always curious about what they did wrong, like they have goldfish memories...
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When you get off shift but still have rave energy, blame drugs
DJ Set on the NYC Subway | CODES
YouTube video by RAW CUTS
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Too bad, Bolton, everyone knows you can only keep top secret documents in the bathroom of your rat-infested country club.
August 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
they tried but when he stepped out into the sun he exploded
They should make a man who acknowledges the pain he caused
August 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I've never woken up this tired in my life, what in gods name happened in my sleep
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
that's how some people have so many kids
accidentally spent $50 on gas yesterday bc i forgot i put the nozzle in
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Yellow flower
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Beautiful yellow flower in the yard in Minnesota 🌼💦
#Photography
#Photographer
#FlowerScape
#BlueSkyArt
#Nature
#Minnesota
#EastCoastKin
August 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Tippi toeing.
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📍 Maine, model's IG: @auroratreeroot
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#nude #naked #inked #photosky #urbexing #urbanexploring #radicalportraits #tattoo
August 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
how men operate: yell about how helpful they are
Loudly shouting "YOU'RE WELCOME" every time I refill the hummingbird feeder
August 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
tariffs and a police states, for everyone wondering how nazi germany happened, you are living it, slow form...
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Truly Tummy

United States, Census, 1920
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM